A couple (especially of college age) that has settled down and consistently pushes away all of their other friends so they can spend all their time together in a relationship. Often times this happens to close friends, and the relationship can mess up even the tightest of friendships over time.
"Man! Todd and Patricia are such a beached whale couple! Todd turned me down multiple times to go to stardollars with her! He used to be my friend!"
"Friend 1: Todd, why don't you hang out with your bro's anymore?
Todd: I don't have bro time so that I can have hoe time!
Friend 1: But what about that trip we planned? And bro's before hoes?
Todd: What trip?
Friend 1: You know, the trip to New York we've been planning for so long?
Todd: Oh, I'm planning that trip with Patricia. Sorry man!
Friend 1: You're in a beached whale relationship, then. I thought we were friends!
Todd: Yeah I'd rather be with Patricia, and my other friends don't matter to me anymore.
Friend 1: How selfish! Well, let me know if you change your mind. Have a good life!
Todd: Oh, I will!"
"Friend 1: Todd, why don't you hang out with your bro's anymore?
Todd: I don't have bro time so that I can have hoe time!
Friend 1: But what about that trip we planned? And bro's before hoes?
Todd: What trip?
Friend 1: You know, the trip to New York we've been planning for so long?
Todd: Oh, I'm planning that trip with Patricia. Sorry man!
Friend 1: You're in a beached whale relationship, then. I thought we were friends!
Todd: Yeah I'd rather be with Patricia, and my other friends don't matter to me anymore.
Friend 1: How selfish! Well, let me know if you change your mind. Have a good life!
Todd: Oh, I will!"
by atreed7 June 1, 2018
Get the Beached Whale Couplemug. A fictional straight couple that has wonderful chemistry and are both so lovely, that it feels like you could fall in love with either of them.
"Jim and Pam are so adorable, they're my bi heaven couple. If were Jim, I would fall in love with Pam, and if I were Pam, I would fall in love with Jim."
by ybiya May 21, 2022
Get the bi heaven couplemug. An unknown slightly awkward excuse to get out of being Friend-zoned. So you become a Couple without benefits. For your pleasure of course. Almost similar to bwb or gwb.
Amy was tired of being friend zoned by Kyle so she suggested that they become Couple without benefits. (Cwb's)
by xLonely April 21, 2016
Get the couple without benefitsmug. “Did you see Sarah started dating Ryan?”
“Omg I know, they total gave me bi panic”
“Such a bi panic couple”
“Omg I know, they total gave me bi panic”
“Such a bi panic couple”
by Opposite peach December 21, 2022
Get the bi panic couplemug. idiom/adjective phrase: to be mentally deficient in a very noticeable manner.
Etymology:
From the fact that many cases of mental retardation involves having an abnormal number of chromosomes.
Notes:
Funnily enough, means the same thing as "to have a couple extra chromosomes". "To be short a couple chromosomes" is perhaps a more natural way of expressing the idea as it plays to the human intuition that "more is better" and also because it is very easy to imagine how someone without the normal number of chromosomes could turn out retarded; however, "to have a couple extra chromosomes" may actually be more accurate in most cases. The most common genetic cause for mental retardation is Down's syndrome, which actually involves having more chromosomes than the normal person (a third copy of chromosome 21, to be precise).
Etymology:
From the fact that many cases of mental retardation involves having an abnormal number of chromosomes.
Notes:
Funnily enough, means the same thing as "to have a couple extra chromosomes". "To be short a couple chromosomes" is perhaps a more natural way of expressing the idea as it plays to the human intuition that "more is better" and also because it is very easy to imagine how someone without the normal number of chromosomes could turn out retarded; however, "to have a couple extra chromosomes" may actually be more accurate in most cases. The most common genetic cause for mental retardation is Down's syndrome, which actually involves having more chromosomes than the normal person (a third copy of chromosome 21, to be precise).
I asked Zoe why her cousin was such a manchild, and she said, "Oh, he's short a couple chromosomes."
by Choosy Floozy November 24, 2019
Get the short a couple chromosomesmug. by pinzinjin April 12, 2019
Get the National Couple Daymug. by ManualGrimm June 8, 2018
Get the Couple of Cardsmug.