as big as my dick

a phrase used to describe the length of something
i just bought a new flat screen tv

oh really, how big

fifty inches. it almost as big as my dick
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Big Bag of Dick

A phrase meaning to viciously beat another with an imaginary gathering of phallysus. Normally only used under the most ludicrious circumstances.
Dude, you keep that up and I will beat you with a Big Bag of Dick!
by Gabriel Hawthorne April 11, 2008
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an expression used to say something smells awful
"uhg it smells like big-foots dick" is what larry said when he came in the room.
by luwis December 15, 2008
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Big bag of dick

Definition: An offensive, but often playful term directed at someone.

Origin: This term originated during a convo between two people far apart.

A) Man, you know what? You are such a big bag of dick.
B) Canned where are you, you big bag of dick.
C) Did you hear that emo? What a big bag of dick.
by Valiumz April 09, 2007
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big poopie dick shit daddy

This is what you call an intelligent, hoe stealing, yo auntie gettin smashed man. Big Poopie for short, he demands everyone and their mother to bend over on their hands and knees and deliver their love and gratitude to his mighty rod. Whether it be a handjob, blowjob, CEO, or any other type of job, Big Poopie Dick Shit Daddy takes it in like a real motherfucker.
"Damn, did you see that beautiful goddess running down the field like an absolute Ronaldo?" "No sir I did not, but I did see a Big Poopie Dick Shit Daddy dancing around these fools like a fucking animal."
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he got a big ol dick dick dick
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Great Big Bag Of Dicks

What you call someone who's more than a dick. That person has to cross the line of being a dick multiple times. This is also a Supernatural reference towards Lucifer.
In Supernatural 5.19 Hammer of the Gods

Gabriel: Lucifer, you're my brother. And I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.
Lucifer: Wait, what did you just say to me?
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