Barbie Baker

The ultimate outcast, who doesn't know they are an outcast.

dude, that new girl samantha is totally pulling a Barbie Baker.. its sad she doesn't even know people want spill her guts

by this girly March 4, 2011

baker baby

A girl with a large head that can talk forever and is a power-eater, truly known for large thigh muscles and superior dancing skills. Her weapon of choice is her cellphone which is usually not working. She likes baking babies and eating them, that is why her head is so big.

Oh that girl is a Baker Baby? She must have a monolithic head.

Oh that girl can dance! Damn! She must be a Baker Baby!

by EugeneThe1stWorldWonder January 14, 2008

Brandon Baker

When you are a faggot and report shit on social media because your dry mangina is clogged with sand.

I seen someone talking shit about some Milbrandt guy on a Facebook page. At that point my sand filled mangina started to get sore even though I have been taking it strickly in the ass for weeks, so I Brandon Baker'd who ever posted that funny shit and it soothed the pain in my mangina.

by Riverrat69 June 5, 2018

Warm Baker's Mitt

A nice, snug rectum, male or female, that has been primed and warmed up for penetration with ky warming.

Gerald got home from work to find his girlfriend on all fours offering him a warm baker's mitt.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2014

Bad Breath Baker

P.U.

What type of odor-producing bacteria is growing in your mouth? It smells almost as awful as Bad Breath Baker!

by KingRhino December 13, 2022

Bobby Baker disease

When you are overly obsessed with bobby baker for no reason....

"Oh my lord I think i have bobby Baker disease! He is so fucking hot."

by Bobby baker 2021 January 21, 2021

Monique Alison Baker

Monique is a traditional name for a very beautiful young lady. She has the most amazing personality, so funny but out there at times. She can turn you from the worst of moods to being happy once again. Monique has the perfect body, so smooth and moth watering and the cutest smile and laugh you could come across. She is so easy to get along with and is loved by many. Any guy lucky enough to be with her needs to treat her right because she is a one of a kind, the most beautiful of all girls you will ever come across. The guy she is with at the moment is the luckiest guy in the world and will never leave her because she is the most important thing in his life and she makes him happier than he has ever been before and when he is with Monique he cant help but smile and stare at her beauty.

<3 <3 <3 Monique Alison Baker <3 <3 <3

beautiful perfect cutest Monique Alison Baker

by T.J.M January 10, 2012