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A controversial full-service restaurant where tipping more money to the waiter means that your stomach can hold more food—even when it actually only means that you know/suspect/are aware that the waiter ought to have higher wages and nothing else. This is similar to how the YouTube algorithm interprets subscribing to more channels as having more time to watch videos.
Navigating YouTube is like dining at a full-service restaurant where every tip just makes the waiter richer, but somehow I end up feeling like I’ve ordered a buffet I can’t finish.
by Emotional Cruiser August 7, 2025
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Youtube Kids

An app some soccer mom's attempt to make their child watch kid friendly videos, AKA some shit nobody even enjoys. Elsagate mostly appears on here.
My mom got me Youtube kids instead of the actual Youtube
by 7point92x57mauser July 18, 2019
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Youtube rewind 2018

The biggest yotube rewind failure gaining 3 million dislikes in one day and quickly becoming hated and becoming a meme everywhere. The largest piece of garbage ever made
Someone: "Hey did you watch youtube rewind 2018 "
Me: "You need to shut the fuck up "
by GxashxG December 9, 2018
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Youtube comments

The only place where a polite discussion about kittens can lead to a flame war about government conspiracies.
*in youtube comments*

Person 1: That cat is quite adorable
Person 2: Yes, indeed
Person 3: I know, it's so cute the way it purrs!

*5 mins later

Person 1: ASS SHIT FAG THE GOVERNMENT CAUSED 9/11 BITCH VACCINATIONS BIN LADEN MOON LANDING FAKE
MARS RAPE NUCLEAR WAR

Person 2: IDIOT NOOB FUCKED YOUR MOM NAZIS WW3 AL QAEDA MOTHERFUCKER BITCH SHIT ABORTIONS CALL OF DUTY
DEMOCRAT RIGHT WING JFK HOLOCAUST SHIT

Person 3: I'm just gonna...uh...go to another video
by Extinguisher February 1, 2014
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YouTube Comments

YouTube Comments are unexplained madness.
by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018
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Youtube Bait

When a video game is specifically designed to be played by popular youtubers or streamers. The developers of these games hope to make a large amount of money from the streamer's idiotic fanbase. They often don't try to make the game very fun or good in any way, and could most often times be considered shovelware.
Person 1: Hey doesn't goat simulator look great?
person 2: I think it looks about as good as surgeon simulator and they're both youtube bait.
by TeethWarmer January 19, 2015
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YouTube Comments

When read, reader usually dies a little inside.
Typical YouTube Comments:

U suk u stupid n00b i fuk ur mom every nite
Arabs are smelly terrorists!
U hate BOTDF? Ur a fat ugle cunt kill urself!!! *chokes on cocks and dies of gonorhoea*
The degeneracy is extreme...
by Talking shit September 26, 2014
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