Wookie Smuggler

1: An individual found to be in deviance of accepted contemporary western socio-cultural grooming standards who has cultivated a wildly overgrown,unkempt; and abnormally dense thicket of unsightly (sometimes matted) public hair typically found in the genital area. 2 Wookie Smuggling: The intentional propagation or neglect of grooming the pubic area resulting in an unrestricted, untamed, and potentially unsanitary growth of dense, unsightly, and odorous patch of pubic hair having an extraordinarily long length.

Because my woman is a wookie smuggler autumn through winter; the vast majority of her spring carpet cleaning is spent choking on a salad tossed with an endless amount of unidentifiable brown crouton-like hair embedded crusties.

by Dr. Wyatt Burns, Ob Gyn May 16, 2022

Wet Wookie

Basically a Wet Chewbacca but happens in Dunnville Ontario.

Ex.

Tony- Jaosn did you finish your homework this weekend?

Jaosn- Nah but after a nice Wet Wookie I gave Gem a nice Grilled Cheese so I think I deserve an A.

Tony- Fair enough, A+.

Ex.

Tony- Jaosn did you finish your homework this weekend?

Jaosn- Nah but after a nice Wet Wookie I gave Gem a nice Grilled Cheese so I think I deserve an A.

Tony- Fair enough, A+.

by game day guy June 11, 2018

Wiki Wooki

A piece of fecal matter that extrudes form the anus from smaller to larger, typically in the shape of a light bulb.

Dude that wiki wooki looks like it would light up my room.

by FridgeEater April 25, 2020

kookie wookie

Literally the worst person to exist. So dumb and annoying, but undercover name for someone that you hate but don't have the heart to tell them because you feel bad for them.

You're such a kookie wookie all the time.

by NOT Fernando March 4, 2022

Wookie

When your in the woods with only a chewbacca costume on and a bear analy rapes you until you eat its ass out

bro i almost had a wookie yesterday

by DigBick404 May 17, 2018

Pookie Wookie

Thats what u call a friend who does nice things for you (eg. head). He´s one of your favorite people and when you see him ,u get an insane amount of dopamine in your hormone system.

friend: hey did u see xx today?
me: you mean pookie wookie?
friend: yeah he is supposed to be here at 8
me: ok

by banani_sigmaskibidi April 15, 2024

Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick

The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.

(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)

Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.

by Oscape September 21, 2021