Basildon Smile

A phrase to describe the protrusion of one's hairy arse crack above one's jeans when they bend over.

Fucking Hell Jim, pull 'ya breeches up! You're givin' me the Basildon Smile

by selbatron November 09, 2018

eagle smiles

Payday.

"Morning, Roy."
"Eagle smiles on Friday! Not too bad! Welcome back."

by mdbecker21 September 05, 2014

Smiling Taco

A Mexican woman's vagina.

This Mexican stripper showed me her smiling taco for $1.00.

by DrOlives August 06, 2013

Deku’s Smile

The only thing that matters actually.

Random person: Is it just me or are there two sunshines now ?

Me: No, that’s just Deku’s Smile.

by deku protector August 21, 2021

Cardboard Smile

To act like everything is fine and that you are happy, however, you're actually depressed.

My parents think that I am the happiest son they have, but I actually just put on a Cardboard Smile whenever I see them.

by TheMightyBibble April 20, 2019

Joker Smile

When a man "cock slaps" another person on both sides of their face. Leaving two lines up their face, resembling the smile of the joker from Batman.

I think that girl that had those bruises on her cheeks got a joker smile.

by C.L.C. October 25, 2011

Smiling Jackson

The way your dick looks like it's smiling after a great blow job.

Dude! After last night I'll surprised if my Smiling Jackson doesn't last all day!

by Mr. Moogles July 24, 2009