Weather Porn

Extreme weather that causes erotica. Especially heavy rain, tidal flooding and swelling water ways.

Where is Jackie? Oh she is in the house getting off by watching the rising tides on tv. She is into weather porn.

by The Best Head game February 25, 2019

weather piece

When a penis changes size depending on the weather/temperature

Brrr it’s bloody freezing, I better hide my weather piece

by Weatherpiece February 27, 2020

Weather Douche

He or She who touts their better weather.

The soul purpose of a Weather Douche on social media is when someone posts their bad weather, they will then chime in with their better weather, but swear they can't take it, and it is so how comparable to the originally posted weather. This is common with any snow storm, torrential rain storm, mud slide, sink hole, etc. post in any form of social media.

This action is never cute or funny, and just makes you a douche. Please refer to the meaning of a douche, and just add the word "weather" ahead of it.

You're being a Weather douche.
Don't be a Weather douche.
75 degrees in Florida is not the same as minus 12 degrees in Buffalo, you Weather douche.

by ljamieson January 8, 2022

weather pledge

when you are a pledge in a fraternity who must give daily weather reports to the brothers.

its 8am where thee fuck is my report weather pledge!

by pledgeboy October 10, 2022

Weather hangry

When you're hangry but it's clearly related to the crappy weather outside

When it's raining cats and dogs outside I'm weather hangry

by Sexydimma October 21, 2022

Helmet Weather

A motorcyclist's term for when the weather conditions are so miserable that it is a good idea to ride with a helmet.

Holy shit, I don't want to have to admit it, but now that it is 30 degrees and snowing I think this it is finally helmet weather.

by motorcyclerider September 30, 2010

Bologna Weather

Humid weather that makes your balls stick to your leg, or your boobs to stick together like bologna on a hot sidewalk.

Jack: Why are you adjusting so much?

Frank: Bologna weather man, im stickin.

by RedBaroness January 1, 2011