Whale juice

Another name for a kale smoothie

Look at that #Trisha's Hushand's Girlfriend drinking up all that whale juice. That girl is thirsty!

by Hrd2gtt April 27, 2020

Whale Scales

Each of the small, thin or thick dirt lines that build up on a fat persons skin, typically Builds up on crevices.

Edgar: “DAMN! That foo Gordo’s always fresh, but whenever he rocks a fresh polo his WHALE SCALES stain the neck line”.

by Post Culture July 29, 2020

Porch Whale

A person with a dump truck like figure , who posses at least two tons of fun and is current existing on there porch/porch area

Hey man you see Becky over there , girls looks like a god damn porch whale

by Captian full send May 30, 2021

Whale Behavior

A dumbass; a person that has no idea what is going on or just a idiot

Bro what is with this whale behavior
Jimmy stop with this whale Behavior

by Goturdumbass January 25, 2023

J Whale

1) Deep voiced person that believes Hitler was from Austria and not from Germany; very wary of spies as well
2) Someone that has no aptitude for geometry and can never answer a question correctly

J Whale on street corner: I'm telling you people that Hitler is from Austria not Germany. Open your eyes and don't be deceived!!! Another thing too, squares do not have four sides and trapezoids are the best!
Bystander: Shut the fuck up. Your voice is setting off car alarms, hurting my dog, and misleading whales to the beach!!

by Dispatchrox919(1) June 4, 2009

Man-Whaling

Man-Whaling (verb) is what a female feels like the week before they get their period. It gets its name because when you are Man-Whaling you feel like both a man, and a whale. After your week or so of man-whaling then you have your period, and after you experience Post Man-Whaling. Post Man-Whaling (or PMW) is the same effect as Man-Whaling it just occurs after instead of before.

The term Man-Whaling originates from whs jv cheering when a girl said she felt like a man...and then a whale :)

At Cheering Practice:
Jenna "You guys I don't feel good...i'm Man-Whaling."
Alyson "Oh boy, didn't you just get over PMW a week ago?"
Jenna "Yea well now its started again..."
Alyson "Haha sucks for you!"

by whsjvcheer09 November 13, 2009

whale chariot

A wheel chair or motorized scooter that is used by someone that has no affliction other than being fat by their own doing.

Did you hear about Mike, he claims hes addicted to fast food and can't work out because he doesn't like it, so he rides around in his whale chariot all day.

by ...I don't have one December 29, 2010