whale humper

A derogatory term used to describe an environmentalist. Anti-whaling is a subset of the environmentalism movement. Describing environmentalists as "whale humpers" mocks the environmental message while demonstrating a deliberate refusal to understand even the most fundamentals elements of that message.

Environmentalist: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about global warming?
You: get lost, whale humper.

by Brianator37 February 4, 2017

whale den

Another way of saying "well then", just better.

" My dog just died."
"Whale den"

by Rainbuttcorntin January 13, 2017

Porch Whale

A person with a dump truck like figure , who posses at least two tons of fun and is current existing on there porch/porch area

Hey man you see Becky over there , girls looks like a god damn porch whale

by Captian full send May 30, 2021

Whale Breach

When a male pulls his pants down during a zoom call and jumps up, effectively flashing his dick to the entire class.

The into-view, out-of-view act resembles a majestic whale breach, blink and you'll miss it.

"Dude, I told Steve I'd give him 50 bucks if he did a Whale Breach and he did!"

by Stinky Link January 26, 2021

Man-Whaling

Man-Whaling (verb) is what a female feels like the week before they get their period. It gets its name because when you are Man-Whaling you feel like both a man, and a whale. After your week or so of man-whaling then you have your period, and after you experience Post Man-Whaling. Post Man-Whaling (or PMW) is the same effect as Man-Whaling it just occurs after instead of before.

The term Man-Whaling originates from whs jv cheering when a girl said she felt like a man...and then a whale :)

At Cheering Practice:
Jenna "You guys I don't feel good...i'm Man-Whaling."
Alyson "Oh boy, didn't you just get over PMW a week ago?"
Jenna "Yea well now its started again..."
Alyson "Haha sucks for you!"

by whsjvcheer09 November 13, 2009

Veil Whale

Often interchanged with the term “Trad Whale”, a Veil Whale will often target her prowl in large churches where Traditional Catholic men will attend mass in hopes that covering up their obesity with a floor length skirt and veil will attract one of these intellectual and traditionally valued gentlemen.

Guy 1: “That girl is kind of chubby but she seems really pious, maybe I can save her.”
Guy 2: No dude don’t ask her out, she’s just a Veil Whale.”

by McGumboBabushka September 30, 2023

whale chariot

A wheel chair or motorized scooter that is used by someone that has no affliction other than being fat by their own doing.

Did you hear about Mike, he claims hes addicted to fast food and can't work out because he doesn't like it, so he rides around in his whale chariot all day.

by ...I don't have one December 29, 2010