Wang man

(n.) The antithesis of the wing man, the wang man, usually involved in a completely monogamous relationship of his own, protects his monogamous male friends from straying into seductive vaginas while under the influence of excessive alcohol and other mind-altering substances. He is a paragon of modern morality, a paladin of male propriety, master of the righteous cock block and a brave soldier in the fight against drunken hookups, broken relationships, and sexually transmitted diseases.

The wang man may also protect his friends from hooking up with females who are undesirable due to being (a) too drunk to fend for themselves, (b) woefully unattractive, (c) clingers, or (d) suspicious or otherwise untrustworthy.
"If my wang man doesn't show up soon, this girl might tempt me into some seriously adulterous sexual activity."

"Just when I thought I was about to cheat on my fiancee with a stripper, my wang man showed up and kicked her out of my bachelor party."

"Thank god my wang man came along to cock block that girl, because my tequila-addled brain was in no state to make the right decision."
by rickchauncey May 04, 2010
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wang-chink

a chinese person who closely resembles a penis
"chan looks like a knob"
"ya he's a wang-chink"
by will_ranns April 05, 2007
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Wang Cheddar

Wang Cheddar is the cheese that grows on ones wang is no cleaned on a regular basis.
Damn man, you better wash that thang off before you gets da wang cheddar.
by Whitie April 20, 2004
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Wang Lord

One with the largest penis
by John A. Mcdon April 24, 2007
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Dryer Wang

The sensation, after sex, that she made your wang feel like a warm pair of jeans fresh from the dryer.
John: Damn son, you saying she didn't like the dryer wang compliment?
Frank: Naw man, she said it was kinda weird.
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Wang nasty

Refers to the white, green fluid from a STI infection in men. May be used as a descriptive of the symptom in slang or may be used in derogatory terms to describe a person you currently do not like.
I had to go to the doctors, had a case of the Wang nasty.

Him there! He is a Wang nasty.
by soliloquy83 November 28, 2016
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mei wang

One of the many names you ask for when prank calling Bart Simpson style. It's pronounced "My Wang" and is an actual chinese name.

Other names you can use:
Mike Hunt
Mike Rotch
Amanda Huggenkiss
Mei Dong
Mypee Ness
Gud Annal

and many others. Think of your own!
"Hello?"
"Hi, is Mei Wang there?"
"Hold on, I'll check. Hey, everybody! Is Mei Wang here? Has anyone seen Mei Wang? Mei Wang? Noone knows where Mei Wang is?... Sorry, I can't find Mei Wang."
"Oh, no problem."
by grey August 18, 2004
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