Vaginal Regentrification

When your woman shows a deep, DEEP desire for men "of Color" and you have to up your sexual game to keep her interest.

Biff: "Dude, I saw Muffy down dancing with Deshawn and Julio at that Club in Long Beach, what are you going to do?"
Chip: "I'm going to drag her little pink ass back up here to Manhattan Beach for some Vaginal Regentrification!"

by Archanimal September 11, 2010

vaginal torture

Someone who enjoys sex with a cactus. Cactus referring to a knobbly penis because it has herpes

She’s weird, she’s into that vaginal torture malarkey

by Cactus thief November 4, 2017

vaginal laceration

The jagged tearing of tissue of the vagina to produce a deep, pussing, bleeding, ragged gash.

A klutzy girl named Liz was walking on he newly waxed floor with a knife in her hand. She was distracted by the lovely voice of her frinend Kacii. Lizabeth slipped and fell and as she did the knife stabbed into her vagina. Thus resulted in a vaginal laceration.

by Kacii-Ann August 15, 2006

vaginal flood

The flooding of a vagina. Any large ammount of liquid leaking from the vaginal area. A vaginal flood is usually very noticeable. Vaginal floods may lead to a nasty yeast infection.

yeah so i was sitting in class one day and i noticed Martinas vaginal flood, it was nasty.

by j a c o b July 16, 2006

vaginal hubris

an overwellming pride in ones pussy

Tasha let her man Chris go out to the strip clubs due to her Vaginal Hubris

by Penile Hubris November 10, 2009

vaginal discharge

a cum-like fluid that always comes out of the vagina after a girl's first period.

i hate discharge. it ruins my panties & it sucks!

by asian nympho December 4, 2004

vaginal depth

The new age unit of measurement for use in interpersonal relations. Until now penis length has been the standard. However vaginal depth is far more useful for both women and men, as it shows who is compatible with whom (every bloke obviously knowing his penis length).

Mick keeps bragging about having a ten inch dick. He's going to find out how useful that is - NOT - when he hears that Emily only has a vaginal depth of 7 inches.

by Kez 4 Prez March 29, 2017