twat fairy

A fairy that comes once a girl loses her virginity, and only at night. She puts a dildo under her pillow.

Linda lost her virginity last week and got a black dildo from the twat fairy. Holy shit!

by shitdildoassmonsterdick December 22, 2008

micro twat

a pussy so tight you come after two pumps.

I came in two seconds after I put my my meat wand in the micro twat of that hot ass asian bitch.

by bendussy January 26, 2007

Flatman [twat]

A being (male) of limited intelligence and ability, in any given field.

Captain Of the Titanice, he's a bit of a Flatman twat

Gordon Brown, he's a bit of a Flatman twat

by Mr Shaw February 23, 2009

Flamming Twat Waffle

Another definition for a ginger/red head/pyro pube/fire crotch. Usually reserved for the most annoying creepy ugly gingers.

Porter your such a flamming twat waffle!

by Mr EmoGingerCurbSquirrel hater February 25, 2010

Shitty Twat

A female who wipes back to front.

Becca has a shitty twat!

by Randy Kitchens September 12, 2004

twat clot

Any large blood clot that accompanies a heavy menstrual cycle

The girls were drunk and ready for action in Brokeback Valley, but when Tia went down on Lucinda, Tia repelled in horror exclaiming, "I'm sorry, I'm drunk and all and I'd love to lick that cuye, but there's not a chance in hell that I can munch past that twat clot even though we're lick-a-likes!"

by Pfc. Snowball October 24, 2008

twat swatter

The female equivalent to cock blocker; a man or woman who prevents a woman from getting laid. This term was created by Dane Cook, revealed in his May 2009 show Isolated Incident.

Oh my God, Becky, I was talking to this guy at work and Melinda comes up and asks me how my AIDS is! What a twat swatter!

by Dane <3 May 24, 2009