Twat Tatt

A Pointless Tattoo. Normally worn on the upper arm or accross the shoulders. The male version of a 'tramp stamp'. Usually tribal markings. Great if you are from a Polynesian Island but pointless if you if live in the suburbs.

Michael worked in a factory by day but a night he liked to wear a sleeveless shirt to show off his twat tatts. Then every one would know he still a free spirit at heart and may be a little bit hard as well.

by df1968 August 23, 2011

Twat Swatter

A female, who prevents another female from scoring with a guy. The female equivalent to a cock blocker, the twat swatter tends to be malicious in her means and often interferes with other women s chances for her own gain.

He was about to take me home, but then that Twat Swatter came and offered him another drink, fucking bitch!

by KimchiNoodle June 12, 2010

twat snuffler

To bury one's face into someone's twat in a manner that results in a snorting sound.

Every time the cat snuffles her twat you can her the snort across the room..."that damn twat snuffler"

by G. Edward September 14, 2008

Uber twat

Someone who is a SUPER twat basically.

Guy 1: Hey you know what he said to me yesterday?

Guy 2: What!?

Guy 1: That I bummed off his mum!

Guy 2: Jeheez what an uber twat

by Ladiishox October 25, 2009

twat muck

A thick, creamy stench like discharge secreted from a ladys front bottom.

Blimey luv, your pants a full of twat muck

by Jacksoleman January 8, 2009

twat cheese

1. A chunky yeast infection.
2. When a skank doesn't wash her twat.

He found a pair of undies with twat cheese drifting in a Wal-Mart parking lot.
twat cheese} {skank} yeast infection {chunky cheese}

by LaQuifa December 2, 2014

Incompe-twat

Root Words: Incompetant & Twat. Someone operating on an less than desirable mental functioning status, who also happens to be offensive.

When George Bush Jr made fun of a reporter for wearing sunglasses, only later to realize that reporter was blind. What an Incompe-twat.

by AmPm May 2, 2009