When you're sat down on the toilet with your willy tucked down, but it then gets big and lifts the seat with you on. That's a fork lift dick truck.
Oh no I sat down on the toilet with my willy tucked down, but it then got big and lifted the seat with me on. That was one major a fork lift dick truck!
by Bilko123 February 12, 2014
Get the Fork lift dick truck mug.A "parking lot pretty" truck is a four-wheel drive pick-up or suv which is owned by somebody who purchased it with absolutely no intentions of using it for what it was built for, such as taking it off any paved surfaces for fear of it getting dirty or actually towing anything with it. They are easily recognized by after market wheels, lift kits, very clean and spotless paint jobs, chrome accessories, loud exhaust, and in most occasions an obnoxious decal of some sort on the windows stating the owners personal beliefs or opinions.
Real truck owner: Nice truck!
Truck owner: Thanks!
Real truck owner: What size lift you got?
Truck owner: 6 inch lift with 22's
Real truck owner: I know some great trails around here if ya wanna take em out and kick up some mud!
Truck owner: No way! I don't wanna get it dirty!
Real truck owner: Oh I see, your truck is just a parking lot pretty truck.
Truck owner: Thanks!
Real truck owner: What size lift you got?
Truck owner: 6 inch lift with 22's
Real truck owner: I know some great trails around here if ya wanna take em out and kick up some mud!
Truck owner: No way! I don't wanna get it dirty!
Real truck owner: Oh I see, your truck is just a parking lot pretty truck.
by RealTruckOwner May 12, 2016
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when you fuck someone's ass as they're taking a shit and you wrap their legs around your body and you run around the room then nut in their ass and then piledrive their head into the ground and more often into the shit its self
Guy 1:"Bro she let me Kentucky mud truck special her last night"
Guy 2:"Woah really was it messy?"
Guy 1:"not after I piledrived her head into it ;)"
Guy 2:"Woah really was it messy?"
Guy 1:"not after I piledrived her head into it ;)"
by BIGHEAD BITCH May 28, 2018
Get the Kentucky mud truck special mug.The ultimate type of punishment for rednecks and hillbillies when someone does something does extremely stupid, and/or dangerous or just being a useless nuisance, they get isolated inside the truck so they can't be a danger to anyone, including themselves
Cliff: Another tip for gun safety is to always keep your gun on safety until you're ready to fire
Clyde: *walks with shotgun, finger on the trigger, slips and falls, accidentally shooting*
Cliff: Well Son of a bitch Clyde...! I told you...! God...! Get in the truck!
Clyde: *walks with shotgun, finger on the trigger, slips and falls, accidentally shooting*
Cliff: Well Son of a bitch Clyde...! I told you...! God...! Get in the truck!
by Valian61 June 17, 2021
Get the Get in the truck mug.range rover sports truck is a stupid inside joke that only baylen levine fans will understand because they are superior.
by benitez.mateys May 30, 2020
Get the range rover sports truck mug.A heartless, automative beast developed by the Guardian Units of Nations, or G.U.N., military branch. It is commonly found recklessly wreaking ungodly havok upon the sloped streets of San Francisco. It careens through the streets going on a relentless killing spree, destroying millions in public property in the process. It is three-stories-tall, two-lanes-wide, and is capable of making impossible 90 degree turns at inconceivable speeds.
It's sole purpose is to chase down and deflate the world-famous Sonic the Hedgehog, who was wrongly accused of museum theft commited by a similar, but unrelated, hedgehog at the time.
The G.U.N. Truck would eventually crash into an inconvenient bridge and begin it's redevelopment process. After economic woes and an intense room in court, the G.U.N. Federation rebuilt the same truck that got themselves in trouble in the first place with fancy new features like bussaw arms and rockets that allow sideways driving alongside buildings.
It's sole purpose is to chase down and deflate the world-famous Sonic the Hedgehog, who was wrongly accused of museum theft commited by a similar, but unrelated, hedgehog at the time.
The G.U.N. Truck would eventually crash into an inconvenient bridge and begin it's redevelopment process. After economic woes and an intense room in court, the G.U.N. Federation rebuilt the same truck that got themselves in trouble in the first place with fancy new features like bussaw arms and rockets that allow sideways driving alongside buildings.
Guy 1: "My car! Oh my god, what the HELL happened to my car?!"
Guy 2: "Didn't you hear? G.U.N. Truck came by and thrashed it."
Guy 1: "Why the hell would it do that?"
Guy 2: "It was trying to flatten a woodland creature."
Guy 1:"..."
Guy 2: "Didn't you hear? G.U.N. Truck came by and thrashed it."
Guy 1: "Why the hell would it do that?"
Guy 2: "It was trying to flatten a woodland creature."
Guy 1:"..."
by Codybean1 October 27, 2011
Get the G.U.N. Truck mug.1. The action by which an item (primarily electronics) becomes stock at a store.
2. A term associated with mob franchises and the fencing of stolen goods.
2. A term associated with mob franchises and the fencing of stolen goods.
"So Bob, how can you afford a plasma screen tv, with you being out of work and all?"
"I picked it up cheap from a guy who said it fell off the back of a truck."
"I picked it up cheap from a guy who said it fell off the back of a truck."
by Siegand, Archbishop of Canterbury June 4, 2004
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