trialer

Someone who downloads the free trial for everything.

He has so many fucking expired trials on his computer, hes a lame trialer.

by Lovelytoes June 9, 2007

treja vu

The moment of a repeated deja vu, also known as deja deja vu.

As I started this night's homework I had a treja vu; everything seemed so familiar, and I know I've done it already...

by The linguistic autistic July 18, 2014

Taija

Taija is the of a Amazing beautiful girl that I love and always will love to the end of Time.

I Love Taija she’s beautiful, smart. And has a kind heart

by GardenEden April 19, 2018

Teija Again Lol

Teija Again Lol

Part 2 Cunts

Teija Again Lol

EVEN

MORE

YEARS

LATER

Doctor: Its a... Dinosaur?
Teija: WHAT?!
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By Who Is Currently Standing Outside: HAHA STINKY!
*dinosaur jumps out of stanky beef curtains and roars*
Doctor: YOU DEMON MONSTER! YOU HAVE JUST DESTROYED THE WORLD!
Teija: I'm Sorry!

VERY

LOTS

YEARS

LATER

I

THINK

70 Year Old Teija: Please... Can I come out? It has been so long...
Jimmy: No! Your baby has destroyed Earth! Ya know? The whole reason you have been locked up for 25 years?!
Gage: If the dinosaur comes here, we are leaving you to die!
70 Year Old Teija: I'm sorry...
Jimmy: Yeah you better be. 99% of the human population have been wiped out because of you! We are sealed in a bunker because of you!
*dinosaur finds their bunker and breaks a whole inside*
All 3 of them: AHH!
*man drops down the hole*
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By But Is Now 72 But Strong: Ha... Ha... Stinky...
Teija: You...
Gage: Hey old lady fuck face whos that?
Teija: He caused me to give birth to a dinosaur... He destroyed the world...
Shady Guy That Teija Got Raped By But Is Now 72: Lol poopy...
*shady guy pulls out his dick and ejaculates baby dinosaurs*
Jimmy: RUN!

by badboybradleyxxx124 December 24, 2019

Union Triangle

The bonding of a male, female, and pet in a bond. The pet is entitled to all benefits including sex and inheritance. Just like marriage you may divorce, but you have to divorce both spouses not just one or the other. Once a union triangle is made animal abuse becomes domestic violence and you and your human spouse will get financial benefits from the bank if the pet is to die of natural causes. If it is done with a cat they are joined in holy meow-trimony. Only and all land mammals can be accepted into a union triangle.

John and Mary loved each other and their pet cat Fluffy, so they decided to join all three together in a union triangle.

by madcastle October 4, 2011

Devil’s Triangle

drinking game

Guy 1: “Devil’s Triangle?”
Guy 2: *sniff* “drinking game”
Guy 1: “how’s it played?”
Guy 2: “three glasses...in a triangle”
Guy 1: “ ...and?”
Guy 2: “uh, you ever played quarters?”
Guy 1: .....
Guy 2: “no? well, it’s a quarters game”

by write pseudonym here October 23, 2018

bermuda triangle

When conventional weapons in its war on man fail, the ocean resorts to magic in the form of the bermuda triangle. Using the geometrical powers of the triangle, the ocean can make almost anything disappear - from the largest warship to the smallest raft of lost cuban refugees. Where exactly the victims are sent is as of yet unknown, but Hell seems most likely. If someone you know has ever gone missing, chances are they were killed by the bermuda triangle.

We cannot allow the ocean to get ahead of us in Bermuda Triangle technology if we expect to win the war.

by Ocean Truth Society August 25, 2006