townie season

That special time of year when college kids, crackheads, and high school dropouts alike ban together to celebrate their degeneracy. Includes all loose behavior, such as throwing up in the bar, peeing in the middle of the street, stealing traffic cones, and any other loose behavior.

Friend one; "Jim is really taking part in townie season this year"

Friend two; "Last night he blacked out and punched a hole in the wall before falling asleep face down on the couch, kids loose."

by sg1234 October 15, 2018

Townie

The sacks of dogshit that smell like mad mudbutt who live in your college town.

"hey man, got goosed last night and porked a townie."
"You should probably gobget checked for an STD"

by RaymundoSmokesMid June 21, 2018

townie

what people in the countryside in the 1940's used for people coming from london to not get bombed. also some people use it today like scallys and chavs.

"go back to the rubble ya townie"

by ladz101 July 13, 2019

Townie

He/she is a know thot or hoe around town

Ayo don’t get it wit shawty shawty she a townie

by Andretti Meeks May 15, 2019

Townie

In rural Canada, townie simply means an individual who grew up in a town, as opposed to someone who grew up in a thoroughly rural area. Townie has connotations of bourgeois. It indicates a cultural division. The townie would have all of the pretenses and trappings of those from large cities. He/she would be fully intent on attending University. Their music and fashion tastes would be cosmopolitan. Unlike their rural counterparts, they would NOT live to hunt deer and moose, go mudding, and make a sporadic living off of cutting firewood and informal mechanical repairs. There is a bit of disdain from rural folk for the townie, notably for the townie's lack of self-sufficiency. However, the townie often has respect for the rural lifestyle and is likely, at times, to affect it.

The guy's a townie. Doubt he's ever even run a thinnin' saw.

by Ccoverdrive August 22, 2019

Townie

Some absolute goon who hangs around the tescos with his scooter mates scaring nans half to death

usually seen with some adidas or nike manbag
think they’re a roadman or somet then won’t scrap with anyone

“Yo av ya seen are Joe kid?”
“nah lad i eard e’s a propa townie doe, do we wanta go out wiv im?”

by Squatlemur77 October 15, 2020

towny

older men who drink in pups around the town center.

hoggy, treg, billy.

by rachy November 27, 2003