towny

older men who drink in pups around the town center.

hoggy, treg, billy.

by rachy November 27, 2003

Townie

The sacks of dogshit that smell like mad mudbutt who live in your college town.

"hey man, got goosed last night and porked a townie."
"You should probably gobget checked for an STD"

by RaymundoSmokesMid June 21, 2018

Old Towny

An alternative way to describe the Old Town of some historical cities.

Friend: "Look at where I am!"

You: "What a beautiful place; it's very Old Towny"

by AuthenticDefinitions November 22, 2023

Towny Beats

1: A word describing the form of sound system a towny has in his/her (normally male) car.

2: A style of music, normally rap, played unnecessarily loudly out of a towny's car.

ex1: "Those be some shithot towny beats motherfucker"

ex2: " stick on those towny beats motherfucker "

by Musician on a mission December 14, 2003

Townie

The entirety of Creation in its beauty, cruelty and harmony, is the expression of Divine thought and is the materialization, or body of God. People that live in towns and cities don't get that. They are removed from all of it.

All of history can be summed up by the difference between townies and regular folk as such:

My sister once dated a townie, and one weekend his friends came over and fucked up my yard.

by thelastsamba September 26, 2023

Townie

In rural Canada, townie simply means an individual who grew up in a town, as opposed to someone who grew up in a thoroughly rural area. Townie has connotations of bourgeois. It indicates a cultural division. The townie would have all of the pretenses and trappings of those from large cities. He/she would be fully intent on attending University. Their music and fashion tastes would be cosmopolitan. Unlike their rural counterparts, they would NOT live to hunt deer and moose, go mudding, and make a sporadic living off of cutting firewood and informal mechanical repairs. There is a bit of disdain from rural folk for the townie, notably for the townie's lack of self-sufficiency. However, the townie often has respect for the rural lifestyle and is likely, at times, to affect it.

The guy's a townie. Doubt he's ever even run a thinnin' saw.

by Ccoverdrive August 22, 2019

townie season

That special time of year when college kids, crackheads, and high school dropouts alike ban together to celebrate their degeneracy. Includes all loose behavior, such as throwing up in the bar, peeing in the middle of the street, stealing traffic cones, and any other loose behavior.

Friend one; "Jim is really taking part in townie season this year"

Friend two; "Last night he blacked out and punched a hole in the wall before falling asleep face down on the couch, kids loose."

by sg1234 October 15, 2018