Skimpies On Tour

Skimpy bar maids and dancers go on tour to different locations for work.

I wish Skimpies On Tour would come to our local.

I'm getting to go with Skimpies On Tour on the their next trip

by Skimpies On Tour May 26, 2016

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norwegian tour guide

When you fold a girl in half and fuck her in the ass and she watches you conquer the dark cave. All while both of you are wearing a horned Viking helmet, in Norway under the Northern Lights.

Hey babe, wanna be my Norwegian Tour Guide for the night?

by GuyInAHat December 20, 2017

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The fantasy (usually due to substances) that your in a rock bands tour bus. These fantasy's tend to include; Partying, Rock 'n Roll Music, Women, Passion, Drinking, and an intense need to whip your hair around.

This morning I woke up in Vegas, my head is buzzing so bad. I don't remember what happened but all I know is Tour Bus Fantasy is a good time.

by RPTJ January 10, 2025

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self tour

To tour a place such as museums, attractions, sightseeing, etc., without a guided tour showing you around.

Kyle: Hey Justin, do you want to go to the Ground Zero at 2 pm? They have guided tours, but we can go do self tours since we don’t need a guided tour.

Justin: I would love to go, but unfortunately, I won’t be able to go at 2 pm. Can we do noon, if possible?

Kyle: That’s perfectly fine, Justin! Self tours are more fun than a guided tour anyways since we can talk to each other!

by FellowGonzalez August 1, 2022

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tour skid

(at concerts) someone who relies on the kindness of others to pay for their ticket, beer, or whatever you will give "Hey man can I hit that?" "Dude can you spare some floorspace"

Watch out, they may attempt to drain you- will take or ask for anything in sight...may even order PPV on your dime if left unsupervised. (you don't wanna know what happens next)

1. If you go to the port-a-john by yourself, watch out for tour skids like Zippy.

by e i e i o June 15, 2007

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