Dot One

Dot One is the term associated with people who's school-assigned email account receives a numeric 1 after the last name, denoting that said person is the first in their line of last names to attend.

email formats for John Smith would be [e-mail]

Dot Ones share a special bond with one another, especially at large colleges and enjoy an elite status as pioneers in their own minds.

Sara: "Holy Crikey, Jim, you are a Dot One too?!"
Jim: "Yeah, you know it."
Sara: "We're, like, soul mates or something. Wanna have sex?"

by zinski.1 August 5, 2012

Dot Sarcasm

When someone types something and puts a period after it even though it is not a complete sentence. This is usually over Instant Messaging

' Oh you deffinitly won. '
' Was that Dot sarcasm? '

by clairelookatthisdeffinition January 2, 2010

brown dot

1) An asshole.
2)Anus
3) Fool

1) The stupid brown dot just took my last beer.
2) That fag loved taking it in the brown dot.
3) What a brown dot: She left the frying pan on, fyll of drease, and started a kitchen fire.

by Lucaman1 May 16, 2016

paki dot

When you have sex with a girl on her period and pull out and put a blood dot on her forehead

"I gave a whore a paki dot

by Unknown Mk February 2, 2023

Struggle Dots

Frozen corn eaten as if it was Dip n Dots, eaten as a desert by people struggling with money, or living in the struggles, commonly eaten after a struggle sandwich or struggloaf.

I have no money and I need something sweet guess I'll just eat some struggle dots.

by richjamesbisch July 23, 2013

dot commerce

This is a stupid buzzword made up by the media on the grounds they believe it sounds trendy.

dot commerce entrepreneuers found shares down this week according to the latest FT ...

by screwed up myself July 8, 2003

Stinky Dot

A dot that stinks. If you have a stinky dot go see a doctor immediately!

Me: Someone told me something about you.
Them: What did they say?
Me: Your aunty got a stinky dot.

Them: What?
Me: And guess what; She got it from your uncle.

by babyzin December 25, 2019