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hag bag

Blake is true hag bag.
by Blakeub January 5, 2008
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Fag Hag Bitch

A gay male who has Fag Hag female friends that don't actually respect him and merely use him as a means to passively-aggressively vent their own frustrations and hostilities towards straight males. Typically they are seen as cute and adorable and only capable of talking about cliche, girly topics, thus they are seen more as a emasculated male then as an actual human being by their fag hag friends.
Why does Bobby hang out with those bitches, they don't respect him. He's such a Fag Hag Bitch.
by Ford Leiden January 4, 2010
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Venom Spewing Hag

One who spews hatred at everything with a penis and has a seriously foul mouth.
by Toytech4 December 19, 2014
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Dusty Old Hag

What you call the previous person your man was boning when he calls you that by accident when you're privately studying books.
I'll be listening to Spotify, that way you can yell out the name of whatever dusty old hag takes you there. "puts on headphones and lets him plow"
by Dupl01nfinitum February 19, 2021
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Cunt Face Hag

Term used for a fellow employee who just shit on your day.
Wow, Michelle just called her a Cunt Face Hag. Because she didn't know she was suppose to bring in the tables.
by Davis P March 13, 2014
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Hag Tag

The act of seaching the net for and subsequently uploading a photo of an ugly woman to Facebook and tagging a female victim stating the said ugly woman is in fact the victim.

Typically used as an act of revenge, or to simply cause offence to the victim.

Effective way of culling your Friend List in a more enjoyable manner.
Mabel: I seriously need to eliminate some 'friends' on Facebook, but it's such a boring job.
Vera: Just Hag Tag a few people. They'll be so offended, they'll de-friend you thus saving you a job.

Bob: She's only gone an told everyone I was a lousy shag.
Dave: Ah, dude, that sucks.
Bob: S'all right. I Hag Tagged her. That'll teach the vile cow.
by Bowchickkawowwow January 19, 2011
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Hag Patch

The patch what lies central of the female groinage area.
Also known as the Axe wound, gash, flange, spam purse.
"Holy shit Jeremy, she's got her hag patch out!"

"Get your hag patch out you slappa"
by Dann The Man September 20, 2006
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