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Hipster

A person who will do whatever they can to act different from society. They think conforming to society's trends is a bad thing and will then try to be individual by putting themselves in a group where everyone where's the same fucking thick rimmed glasses and has the same androgynous haircut. They drink PBR because they think it's vintage and listen to music you probably have never heard of and most of them more than likely have majored in art and think that makes them a scholar. They without a doubt vote for Obama.They also eat kale and drive hybrids or they don't drive a car at all. A nest of them is growing in Brooklyn , New York. Basically they think they are a counter culture but they are too absorbed in their own smug to realize they are just fucking douschebags.
"Is that a boy or a girl over their drinking PBR wearing glasses and tight ass jeans?"

" it's just an arrogant hipster"
by Thomas Jefferson October 21, 2014
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Hipster

A person who lacks any kind of creativity and therefore wears and does whatever is popular, while simultaneously claiming the dislike anything that is mainstream.
Person 1: "Hey, are you sure you want to buy those shoes? Everyone wears them"

Person 2: "You're right, I don't want to look like a hipster"
by Olof May 8, 2013
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A homeless looking guy with iPhone and Instagram.
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

Where do hipsters not like to swim? In the mainstream.

How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
by blubb4242 April 22, 2013
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Hipster

A hipster USED to be a unique individual. One who didn't try to be anything but themselves, and by doing that made them different.

NOW a Hipster is a young adult and/or teenager who, well to be honest is pretty much everything a Hipster is NOT. They stole the stereotype and made it into their own sort of culture.

Hipsters now, tend to claim they love tea, Underground pop indie music. They of course have to have a Mac and since their parents are loaded they shop at urban outfitters to pay twice as much for "Vintage" looking clothing than at a thrift store. They claim to be an "Artistic Individual" which is why they take on something such as painting or photography, when in reality they suck at it.

Hipsters used to be scene kids, but then they "found themselves and "grew up". They were probably bullied in school which is why being a "hipster" now, somehow gives them the excuse and right to look down on other people and have a higher opinion of things.

Being a hipster is about being unique and the best way to be unique is to be YOURSELF.

The worst hipsters are the ones that deny being a hipster. They usually get very offended when called this.
Person: "Dude you look like a hipster."

Hipster: "I am not a hipster. Hipsters are way to mainstream."
by ShaggyButt September 5, 2013
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Hipsters are misguided adolescent minded people who live in a deluded fantasy land to promote their self-absorbed brand of pretentious alternativism. They act and dress alternatively so that they can illicit the perception from those around them that they are 'alternate' in every way.
The hipster’s train of thought is they want everybody to know that they’re different and they peacock this persona to fulfil its maximum potential. It’s egocentrism in its most disturbing manifestation; their entire focus is to have all eyes on them by any means necessary other than their own individualism and sense of self. The ultimate irony of the hipster is they seek the idealistic goal of complete individualistic freedom, yet they attempt to achieve this through mass conformity and a dogmatic stance on what this ‘non conformity’ should be and how its represented. It is the complete inversion to the ‘sense of self’ that free thinking human beings strive for as the 'individual' is rejected for the badge, banner and title of ‘hipster’, be it literal or figurative.
Hipster's thought process: ‘judge me not for what I am, but judge me for what im trying to convey’
by Grim Stevens October 23, 2014
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Hipster

HIPSTERS WHO ARE 12-18 YEARS OLD:

girls-
Wear flower crowns, high low skirts, and those giant circle glasses. Call everything 'mainstream', have likely built homes inside their nearest Starbucks, and listen to bands that nobody knows. Are smart and pretty. Say "Can U Not" in every fucking sentence. They think they are better than you.

boys-
If you find a male hipster from 12-18, he's probably gay.

HIPSTERS WHO ARE 30+ YEARS OLD:

girls-
Do not shave their armpits. That is all.

boys-
Smoke. ALOT. drink coffee. wear glasses. their jeans are tighter than a toddler's belt. have curly hair and the hottest green eyes. look at least 7 years younger. have at least 3 tattoos.
Girl (12-18) ; Pumpkin Spice Lattes > you. OMF REGAN CAN U NOT! I'm so hipster. HASHTAG HIPSTER!
Boy (12-18) ; Just let into the music.

Girl (30+) ; RAUUUUUUGHHHHH *FARTS*

Boy (30+) ; Damn man, that was fuckin deep.
by colored.dream October 30, 2013
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Hipster

The annoying version of a hippie. A hippie does not wear makeup, keeps their hair natural, and eats healthy foods. Hipsters wear those stupid glasses, post quotes, and say they are a hippie or nerdy.
Peasant: OMG! I'm such a hippie. Look at my glasses. Look I can hold up a peace sign! I am such a hipster.
by automaticloveletter April 1, 2015
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