2 definitions by colored.dream
HIPSTERS WHO ARE 12-18 YEARS OLD:
girls-
Wear flower crowns, high low skirts, and those giant circle glasses. Call everything 'mainstream', have likely built homes inside their nearest Starbucks, and listen to bands that nobody knows. Are smart and pretty. Say "Can U Not" in every fucking sentence. They think they are better than you.
boys-
If you find a male hipster from 12-18, he's probably gay.
HIPSTERS WHO ARE 30+ YEARS OLD:
girls-
Do not shave their armpits. That is all.
boys-
Smoke. ALOT. drink coffee. wear glasses. their jeans are tighter than a toddler's belt. have curly hair and the hottest green eyes. look at least 7 years younger. have at least 3 tattoos.
girls-
Wear flower crowns, high low skirts, and those giant circle glasses. Call everything 'mainstream', have likely built homes inside their nearest Starbucks, and listen to bands that nobody knows. Are smart and pretty. Say "Can U Not" in every fucking sentence. They think they are better than you.
boys-
If you find a male hipster from 12-18, he's probably gay.
HIPSTERS WHO ARE 30+ YEARS OLD:
girls-
Do not shave their armpits. That is all.
boys-
Smoke. ALOT. drink coffee. wear glasses. their jeans are tighter than a toddler's belt. have curly hair and the hottest green eyes. look at least 7 years younger. have at least 3 tattoos.
Girl (12-18) ; Pumpkin Spice Lattes > you. OMF REGAN CAN U NOT! I'm so hipster. HASHTAG HIPSTER!
Boy (12-18) ; Just let into the music.
Girl (30+) ; RAUUUUUUGHHHHH *FARTS*
Boy (30+) ; Damn man, that was fuckin deep.
Boy (12-18) ; Just let into the music.
Girl (30+) ; RAUUUUUUGHHHHH *FARTS*
Boy (30+) ; Damn man, that was fuckin deep.
by colored.dream October 28, 2013
The most amazing girl you will ever meet. She has long curly brown hair and the most beautiful hazel eyes. She isn't always the happiest but she will lift you up when you need help. She makes you laugh until your ribs hurt and she has the most beautiful smile. You can tell her anything. She's weird in a perfect way but others push her too far. She's beautiful, I love her. She's gone through alot but still has a big heart.
by colored.dream October 27, 2013