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Business Breakfast

When you are a server or a barista, a sure sign that you are not going to get tipped.
Server: That will be five complicated lattes, a bagel toasted at exactly 185 degrees, and 8 ounces of cold soy milk over chocolate ice cubes. That'll be 15.50.

Customers: Here's exact change. We pay enough for you kids. Now, give us 3 tables we can move together and horde for the next three hours.

Server: Oh, you guys must be having a business breakfast.
by ServingLouie May 7, 2011
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Business Clubsual

Word is from Guido descent
Worn in the workplace that could also be worn to the club
Attire worn to work that is inappropriate and/or ridiculous
Person #1: Wow, you can almost see her butt in that outfit. Who wears that to work!
Person #2: It must be Business Clubsual Friday!
by WGD September 17, 2012
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Misery Businessed

To have a crush on a someone while they're in a relationship with someone you dislike, then eventually stealing them from them
Girl 1: guess what!!!
Girl 2: what???
Girl 1: I misery businessed Karen so Zach and I are dating!

Girl 2: damnnn you got what you wanted!
by Theguywiththeflowercrown August 14, 2018
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business kosher

1. When a religious Jew has a lunch meeting in a non kosher restaurant and orders a salad or the fish.

2. When you're a religious Jew that wont dine on no swine but will dish on the fish at a non kosher restaurant.

3. You avoid eating things that judaism prohibits, but you will eat things that in themselves are not treif, even if they have not been prepared under religious guidelines.

4. You live your life in a way that is consistent with the spirit of biblical Judaism but not necessarily with the letter of Rabbinic law.

5. When the restaurant doesn't have official kosher certification but you know the food is actually kosher.
1. You know I don't eat no swine! I'm business kosher baby!

2. It's not treif, it's business kosher!

3.

Non Jewish friend: "Shlomo, sorry man I didn't realize this restaurant wasn't kosher!"

Shlomo: " It's all good bro, they serve fish and pasta, I'll just go business kosher today! "
by Big Kosher King September 19, 2018
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Business Ghosting

When a company ignores your emails/phone calls. Not quite the equivalent to ghosting in relationships, since you’re not looking for some flix & chill — but the idea is similar.

Also applies to when an individual who is exchanging services with you ignores your emails.
Her: “I have sent three follow-ups with no reply! Am I doing something wrong?”
Him: “Nah, you’re just getting that classic business ghosting going on, sis.”
by Oh you know4044 August 18, 2019
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busy buster

A person that gets off when telling everyone how busy they are.
Jacob Clarke is a real Busy buster when he talks to his busy friends.
by Hot Cheese July 27, 2017
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Business Douche

A business person whose life revolves around money and work, and enjoys flaunting their wealth.
Tom has just bought a $200 dollar watch, and claimed it as a business expense. He is a business douche.
by Dinsdale Pirhana January 14, 2013
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