Swedish Muffin

A very sweet person

- You are such a swedish muffin!

- Thank you, you're also very sweet!

by Tubzita December 18, 2011

Swedish HandJob

the girl fingers herself until she squirts and puts it in her hand, meanwhile the guy gives himself a handy until he cums in HIS hand. then the partners interlock their arms and lick the partners hand dry.

"Dude last night me and Cindy had a Swedish Handjob......................................................................................................best experience EVER!

by Hanken-butchin-stien June 29, 2010

swedish callbox

A finisher to Road Head. After the main event the driver picks his nose and feeds it to the passenger.

Oh man, he's picking his nose, I hope he's going for a swedish callbox.

by Nyorgen Fjords May 13, 2005

Swedish Threesome

Sexual intercourse between a pig, a pig (police officer), and a bystander.

I was speeding next to a farm the other day and got pulled over. One thing led to another, and before I knew it, I had had a Swedish threesome!

by Red Feldhand April 25, 2010

swedish burrito

When butter is applied to an anus in place of lube.

My buddy and I were feeling frisky ladst night but didn't have any lube. So we made a Swedish Burrito instead

by RKOwner December 23, 2015

Swedish Chef

A racial slur to define "Shark" from Discord. Who is a little wee wee pantsed idiot dummy head.

Wow shark is such a swedish chef smh

by owoDEFINITIONS February 2, 2020

Swedish SpiderMan

When you and your partners are having sex, Take a knife and make a hole. After that put your dick in your partners arms and starts cumming inside. Fast, patch up the hole. Wait for a few minutes. Then cut their wrists, after that they will be shooting web

Bryan: Hey chad i have your mom a swedish Spiderman last night
Chad: now we are equal

by Anus EpilepsyMan December 19, 2020