port vale f.c

Currently playing in a high division when you consider their inept ability to actually the sport of Football. Also known as Port Fail because of their fantastically pathetic record in football.

Port Fail have never won a major trophy

by matt November 11, 2004

car port

Going down on a really fat chick, then in the middle of the act pull her fat roll over your head and say, "just parking the car." And smile.

Tom parked the car in Gigantor's car port last night and she just smiled.

by Dickus September 9, 2005

Port Richmond

A neighborhood in Philadelphia that is filled with the toughest & most fun kids around. Known for being the best neighborhood in Philly and having the best sports players unlike fishtown , bridesburg, mayfair, etc., throws the best house parties and will lay anyone from any neighborhood tf out cold. Mostly italians and irishmen. Bars and poppy stores on every corner. No neighborhood in Philadelphia compares to this one. Backfields is the famous spot where local teens hangout and party & the cops don’t really give a sh*t unless your dad or uncles didn’t go to north catholic high school.

Amazing Loyal People Tough Fights Backfields Sukis marijuana alcohol Port Richmond

by Evangeline Summergrass July 10, 2019

port charlotte middle

the school where teachers dreams come to die, there are so many fights for such bullshit reasons that i'm wondering why no ones been arrested, there are so many people in this school with an I.Q. lower than that of forrest gump that im surprised the school isn't just one big special ed school.

troy: have you heard of port charlotte middle?
john: yep my cousin goes there because she has autism

by tygopods June 15, 2018

Port orford oregon

It's like Mayberry with a small meth problem.
Also the most western town in the continental United States!

Port Orford ORegon is where I like to vacation

by Katherine Dwyer July 5, 2017

Flashdrive port kidnap

When you are possibly deep in watching a movie or playing a game off your flashdrive And someone walks up and yanks your flashdrive out

I was trying to watch the interview when dylan walked up and flashdrive port kidnapped my drive

by Killnarnar February 9, 2015

Port Saint Lucie

Port Saint Lucie(PSL) is one of the most boring cities in Florida. Nobody there is interesting or fun. The most fun you can have in PSL is The Mets Spring Training but they are only in the city for a month and everything else is old people and golf. The only sort of fun you can have is at the local DEFY or Urban Air. Overall, don't go to PSL unless you are a retired white guy who likes golf.

"Hey where do you want to go"
"Port Saint Lucie!!!"
"FUCK NO"

by georgewashington1776 May 18, 2023