The Law of Conservation of Hype

Hype cannot be created or destroyed, but only changed from one form to another

Why did Marvel have to release the second Captain America: Civil War trailer right before the release of Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice? Due to The Law of Conservation of Hype, some of my BVS hype has now been transferred to Spider-Man in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

by amkwong July 23, 2016

Conservative

Ugly and stupid

That Tr*mp supporting conservative is so ugly that if I was falling of a cliff I wouldn’t even ask them for help just because I wouldn’t want to touch them.

by Dianne Ingleright September 17, 2025

Conservative

A closeted leftist that just 10 years slow to adopt the views of most of the Democratic party.

"Only in 2021, could you call Donald Trump a 'social conservative.' "

by B-man879 April 18, 2021

conservative

a person who thinks they are cool, yet nobody likes them
the corner of the room where gamers ejaculate

I need to get home and release myself into the conservative

A: hey im a conservative
B: nobody likes you

by goatinaboatwithatote June 24, 2022

Conservation of momentum

The act of burping and farting at the same time.

*burps and farts at the same time*
"Nice demonstration of the conservation of momentum."

by Bucefalo Brexanensis October 3, 2018

faith and flag conservative

conservatives that are highly religious, politically engaged and both socially and economically conservative, according to the Pew Research Center

“So, where exactly do you stand politically?”

“Oh, I consider myself to be a faith and flag conservative.”

by mynoduesp78 June 15, 2022

Conservative Racism

Conservative making rude remarks towards Democrats that are are offensive and getting offended when Democrats play the same game back.

Conservative Racism example

Conservative: Democrats ruin everything. Never vote for them.

Democrat: Republicans are in a cult. Explains why every book they write hates Liberals.

Conservative: So much for the tolerable left.

by IcePanda April 11, 2024