Coffee snort

A reaction of surprise so intense that you choke on your drink, spewing liquid out of various orifices (and usually upon your computer screen/keyboard).

"Bro! Don't talk in Fluttershy voice while I'm drinking!"

"Sorry for the coffee snort, man."

by Pen Dragon May 3, 2013

coffee token

1. Referring to the Canadian toonie ($2 coin) and the use of it as payment at Starbucks for a Grande brewed coffee, which just so happens to cost $2 even (including tax!)

You: Grande mild, please
Barrista: That'll $2
You: Here's my coffee token (hands over a toonie)

OR

Hey, I have a coffee token, let's go grab a coffee at Starbucks.

by The Mamarazzi December 12, 2008

coffee misery

Being in a state of sadness or depression over coffee; when a barista won't tell you what wonderful drink they made you; not knowing what drink to get or not having a favorite beverage

"My favorite drink was seasonal and now it's gone. I'm in coffee misery."

by iknowthingsyoudont June 14, 2014

dad coffee

A cup of homebrew coffee that is exceptionally strong, bitter or laxative.

A throwback to the poor quality coffee produced by American fathers who would buy ground coffee in bulk, and do little to nothing to prevent it from oxidizing and going stale.

GIRL: This coffee is so bitter!
BOY: Yea, I'm sorry that came out like dad coffee today.

by NewYorkNewerPork August 4, 2019

Gay Coffee

Gay Coffee When a man ejaculates in a cup of coffee and another male drinks it.

"I made my supervisor a cup of gay coffee" "I worried he made me gay coffee"

by Why Dude Why March 6, 2019

titty coffee

Coffee made in the morning from breatsmilk when you are all out of regular milk and are too lazy to guy buy some.

Man no milk, well at least I can make some titty coffee.

by SockMonkeyInMotion February 2, 2015

Coffee jitters

What happens when you drink coffe and you don't have food before.

I forgot to eat before I had my coffee and now I got the coffee jitters

by Bish boy May 17, 2016