The British Museum

World's largest collection of stolen items.

The British Museum broke into my house last nice and stole the good vase.

by The Crack Sparrow April 24, 2023

british coma

A really really deep or good sleep induced by someone talking with a really calming English accent

Why didn't Jerry wake up until noon?

He was in a british coma because of that audiobook.

by absolute door handle July 29, 2020

British Benjamin

If you are a british Benjamin you probably say BOI a lot and try to see if people lie to you

Bruh youre such a british Benjamin

by Cumberdoodel May 5, 2020

British Standard

A polite way of saying Bull Sh*t.

John: "Did you hear about that new Manchester-based EV company set out to beat Tesla?"

Jack: British Standard...

by XXXABboOod6969 January 1, 2022

British shows

The best, most exciting, and under-valued genre of TV ever.

You gotta watch those new British shows innit just great mate

by like.hot.asf.swagolicious May 3, 2022

british hotdog

It's a hot dog, but it's British

"Ugh, Paddington is such an Anglophile, of course he'd order a British Hotdog"

by Hutdogmcgee January 9, 2018

British teen

A fuckin drug dealer

British teen: Sniff sniff there goes my GCSE’s

by Shiteonastick January 11, 2020