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two player

two player

A slang used by the post nintendo generation, to gauge in code their friends willingness to engage in group sex with a girl.
Mario: hey meeta the princess!
Luigi: holy smokes shes-a-hot! you wanna to go two player on her?
Mario: no shes-a-not like that but we find-a-a-girl in-a-the club tonight to go two player ok?
Luigi: super, mario!
(fist bump)
by captianstabber May 14, 2014
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Friend player

Someone who acts and makes you think they are your friend and someone you can trust forever, but then one day they switch up on you for no reason...basically it’s like getting player but by your friend instead of your lover.
He’s a friend player don’t fw him...he a fake ass mf
by jjhasbollas August 17, 2019
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top players

A specific elite social bracket of MMORPG players. Common characteristics of a top player include:

Adversity in the face of danger.
Leadership qualities; ability to place a large party of guildmates into critical situations i.e. guildhunts, and return without sustaining casualities (Khaz an exception).
Large penis.
DEADLY COWARD IS A TOP PLAYERS!!!11~ - Khaz (and the majority of AE)
by Deadly123 November 25, 2007
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feelings player

Someone who first gives you bf/gf material but after a while friend zones you or says he/she likes someone else. He/she mostly has done this with multiple people
"I had cute conversations with this dude till 3 A.M. But today he said he saw me as a really good friend, while we had really intense conversations"

"I'm sorry but you are dealing with a feelings player. "
by Feelings dealer December 31, 2019
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Player TIp

by ShJoJohnson June 5, 2023
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Saxaphone Player

BTS Namjoon once misheard BTS Taehyung say that he wants to be a saxaphone player if he wasn’t in BTS and heard that he wants to be a sexy porn star
“And I’m sexy like a porn star” “and I’m a saxaphone player”
by Namjoons legs are my kink July 19, 2018
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Player Draft

Whenever a low elo player tells a high elo player they cant play normal games in league of legends because he is better at the game
by ChronoProno February 1, 2019
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