dog

The best friend of every human, who always ends up in a beautiful farm far away, with large fields to run. Uh, and it also eats everything. Like EVERY thing. Last week he ate the half of my hangs.

George : Hey little Sam ? What are you looking for ?

Little Sam : My dog...

George : Oh, I think he's gone... Sorry. But he went in a beautiful farm !

Little Sam : Yeah? Where?

George : Uh... Far away.

Little Sam : Isn't it the same farm where went my cat?

George : Yes.

Little Sam : And my fish?

George : Yes...

Little Sam : And my diplodocus?

George : Also yeah...

Little Sam : And mom?

by Hi! I'm me. April 28, 2021

Dog

An animal that often is used as a pet that likes farting in your face when you sleep and pooping in your new flowers.

Anoying neibour: Who pooped on my lawn again!
Me: Oh yeah 😏 it was my dog

by Thecocoster January 7, 2022

Dog

The best animal on the planet to fucking exist and anyone who doesn’t agree is a whore

Dogs are the best animals to exist
Ginger: I disagree
Me: faggot

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 8, 2023

dog

god backwards

dog is god backwards

by creamy joes' pickled chicken March 8, 2019

Dog

A mutated animals with four legs that has gross body hair all over and face is deformed

Ew you look like a gross freaking dog that emerged from the sewers

by Human slug March 11, 2020

dog

the dog that was run over by your blind dad.

your dog was not chasing butterflies.

by internetgod14 March 17, 2021

Dog

a word to describe feet

Put those dogs away!

by z.ivorr February 25, 2023