Texas Door Knob Warmer

A "Texas door knob warmer" is when a person cuts their pubic hair and sticks the trimmings to a piece of duct tape. The prepared piece of duct tape is then wrapped tightly around the victims door knob thus forcing them to touch the pube ridden knob.

Victim: "Man... Steve gave me a Texas door knob warmer. Its o.k., I made my girlfriend pick it off."

by Castor "Steal-Your-Face" Troy January 14, 2009

Texas Chilli Bowl

It is a cruel an inexplicably twisted method of torture or violence of a sexual nature.

It is performed with the following elements:
1: Tabasco Sauce
2: Telephone
3: and..The Anus

This method is thought to have originated from Texas due to the food used.

"This man ratted out some rapist..and 3 years later he was tortured with the dreaded Texas Chilli Bowl."

by Bazwalt April 29, 2006

St. Mark's School of Texas

One of the toughest, best, most prestigious high schools in the nation. A "college prep" school, the boys not only learn how to become truly erudite scholars, but they also encapsulate the hallmarks of a gentlemen. If you live in the Dallas area and want your boy to become a well-rounded, hard-working man, send him to St. Mark's for the best education.

Well, I'm not going to lie, it's tough, but the work load isn't too bad after coming from St. Mark's School of Texas. Hours of homework from my AP classes and pulling all-nighters before my AP English papers were due presented me a much more tedious and mentally challenging task than college work.

by A Princeton / SM graduate September 26, 2010

Texas Hot Lunch

When a girl shits on your dick, immediately followed by a tasty blowjob.

You can buy yourself a Texas Hot Lunch in Kane, Pa for somewhere around $2.

That Kane slut gave me a Texas Hot Lunch at the old skating rink after I had a hard days work playing minesweeper on the rig.

by Shmo12345 February 28, 2011

texas weed wacker

The act of a women biting the hair out of a man's butthole and preceeding to give him a blowjob.

EX. " My girlfriend noticed I needed a trim so she gave me a Texas weed wacker. "

by Deweyman52 & Mase53 May 17, 2014

texas log splitter

your woman stands over your chest in a thong and drops a split load on it.

Texas log splitter is shitting through a thong

by zeke18 June 21, 2006

Cedar Park, Texas

A small city near Austin Texas where all the truly cool people stay becuase of the laidback attitudes and freindly inhabitants.Made more awesome by its closeness to the live music capital of the world, and beautiful hills.

Bob: I went to Cedar Park, Texas and it was so chill. It was awesome to have a calm place to go after that rad party on 6th street.

by McLizo December 20, 2010