Where's Teddy? 

A phrase uttered by someone to ask where one of their friends is; can be used jokingly, but also when the situation causes distress.

(After awaking in a drunken haze)

John: Where's Teddy?

Wayne: Who, Mark? I think he slept over at that broads house.

Where's Teddy? by Asian_Stanford_Kid June 20, 2011

dirty teddy 

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and attempts to insert the poop covered fudgebar his partner's mouth. Due to her refusal of the rusty nail into her oral cavity, he rubs the poop on her lips much like applying a shit smelling lipstick. She then goes and pukes in the bathroom.

Mary was smashed and all over Ted. He turned her over and busted the dirty teddy. Soon after she asked him to leave.

dirty teddy by Uncle Teddy December 1, 2006

Vermont teddy bear 

A very expensive and clasic stuffed bear company. That thinks that just because their bears have a warranty they can rip you off in price.

A Vermont teddy bear is so over priced they think they can charge 100 bucks for a stuffed piece of faux fur. I'd rather buy uggs.

Vermont teddy bear by Clyde22 September 8, 2006

The Teddy 

When one cannot find an individual of the same age to hook up with, so jokingly hooks up with a freshman, or an individual of lesser age and/or power

OMG she hooked up with that freshman... she totally pulled the teddy!

The Teddy by singingblonde5678 November 4, 2010

gangsta teddy 

a person who is ghetto when you first meat them and sweet and romantic once you get to know them. gangsta teddys are usualy annoing at first and take some worming up to.

"I thought he was a dick but he turned out to be a gangsta teddy

gangsta teddy by fred sumner May 3, 2008

Hotty Teddy 

- New catchphrase for drunken Ole Miss fans to yell at games, signifying their new mascot the Black Teddy Bear.

- Replaces the old-fashioned "Hotty Toddy" cheer

- This yell is primarily used to mock their consistently bad football teams and generally starts around 11am after the majority of Ole Miss fans have consumed enough alcohol to flood the state of Texas.

Hotty Teddy gosh we're ready, let's all drink some more, yeah! Our girls are slutty our alumni are snoring so let's just piss and fight!

Hotty Teddy by Black Bear Hunting December 8, 2010

fly teddy 

A fly teddy is when someone is dressed up on a night like prom. And they look real stunning and remind u of a soft teddy bear. You jus want to give them a hug whether you kno them or not.

Yo look at him in his suit, he look lik a fly teddy!

fly teddy by AprilBaby_21 April 22, 2011