Apache Tear

A gem associated with truth and insecurities.

Apache Tears reveal cracks and weaknesses, see past truth and lie, nothing can hide from this gem.

by TeaMun March 12, 2017

justice tears

n. The physical manifestation of the emotional upheaval caused by the realisation that centuries of evolving democratic justice have been brutally erased by a tyrant.

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Why are you crying little one?

The spirits of truth and democracy lie in the ashes. I cry justice tears.

I told you not to watch Game of Thrones.

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

Chump Tears

Chump tears are tears cried over trivial television matters.

Oh man everyone had chump tears over that Lost Finale.

by goodmorningasif June 22, 2011

Tear a lung

To shake hands with the Bishop with superlative and potentially damaging vigour. The phrase is based on the case of a man who had to go to ER with lung trauma, self-inflicted via an excessive Barclays.

Can also be employed to describe enjoying something to a level beyond reason or warrant, whilst also implying that the person experiencing said enjoyment is a wanker.

Alf: I’ve just seen the Snyder Cut of Justice League and it’s the best film ever in the history of film.
Bob: Calm down, don’t tear a lung.

by sentientLandscape April 20, 2022

Tear Sheet

To have sexual intercourse.

Me and har did a tear sheet.
(We were having sex)

by keelf king May 3, 2019

tear jerkery

n. Actions or words which evoke an overly sympathetic response. Often employed by pathetic losers.

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Do not bother with an appeal. Your tear jerkery will not change our minds.You are guilty guilty guilty.

by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

tear jugs

Breasts so perfect they make you cry.

Man, she's got Tear Jugs!

by Seabiscuit March 12, 2016