This phrase is commonly used to describe the means to jack-off, or as some say masturbate, as an excuse to doing something.
This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.
This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.
Guy: Hey pal, why didn't you come hang out last night?
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.
You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.
You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.
by macpolo11 July 22, 2011
Get the Talking to Bertmug. when one speaks a collection of words each being completely irrelvant to the last and having no correlation in the sentences they make but are simply the immediate reaction to the word they just said and repeat in a continuous random cycle. Usually performed while blazed.
More simply: you say a word you think sounds cool or is in your head and just immediatly say the next word to come to your head
More simply: you say a word you think sounds cool or is in your head and just immediatly say the next word to come to your head
Chris had some trippy nothing talk last night he was like "pencils in my lap falling from the sky then up to the groud all around in a cycle you see with the cell phones dancing in the polyurethane protective eyeware that drips from the sun frollicking with the mischevious actions achieving the great impossible desperation from under my chair that i tie into a knot and swing it around my arms, not too tight, but like an orange peel collapsing from beneath my soul"
by patjc April 2, 2008
Get the Nothing talkmug. Trump Talk - Communicating in the style of Donald Trump and described as thoroughly counter productive, unbelievable and outrageous. Communication that generally contain one or more of the following purpose driven communications strategies: inability to directly answer questions, non-fiction based/unsubstantiated/false content, jibberish, inappropriate/insulting retalitory attacks, grandiose ego driven delusional self apraisals, inability to demonstrate emotional maturity, nonsense and avoidance tactics.
Trump Talk "My IQ is one of the highest and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insecure, it’s not your fault." -Donald Trump
by Jane Doe USA January 18, 2017
Get the Trump Talkmug. Nonsensical statements. From the Casey Anthony trial. These include irrational statements as well as hallucination-like remarks about things that do not exist.
by vanreign November 13, 2011
Get the Casey talkmug. Bro 1: Bro, did you hear that other team talking chalk about us?
Bro 2: Bro, let them talk chalk, they are simple commoners.
Bro 2: Bro, let them talk chalk, they are simple commoners.
by dtrain11 January 28, 2015
Get the Talking Chalkmug. When you are making love but the girl/guy is not reaching their high point, move your face to their crotch and gave it a little pep talk and then finish.
by The bigg papa March 25, 2016
Get the Crotch talkmug. by Twokitties March 3, 2016
Get the tiny talkmug.