bake it and take it

To warm up marijuana and eat it without anythign else.

I don't have a pipe so i'll just bake it and take it.

He didn't want to make brownies so he decided to just bake it and take it.

by angrymofo1 February 7, 2006

taking a shower

Towards people over Skype or some other verbal communication online, generally meant to be fapping or meant as an excuse for something else. Similar to "walking the dog" or "going to the bathroom".

Guys, I'm going to start taking a shower
Okay.

by TheBigBoyB January 25, 2015

taking a foop

Fart poop. Meaning to fart and poop simultaneously.

James was taking a foop when he suddenly realized he was out of toilet paper.

He guys, I'm gonna go take a foop.

by Heb jenkinsloop April 19, 2014

Taking a Steve

(Taking a Steve) that massive shit that is uncomfortable enough to feel like your tearing your anus

(Taking a Steve )
man #1 where is Hollywood ?

Man #2 I don't know I think he is taking a massive Steve

Man#1 ohh that explains why he was running so fast a minute ago!!.

by StarfishSex August 9, 2016

Visnich Take

To be so absurd no one can keep cool.

Griffin: Bro, Nick that was way out line.
Tally: What do you meannnn?
Griffin: That’s cold…
Ryan: (shakes his head), A Visnich Take…

by notprime June 11, 2021

Take that Taylor

A phrase that should be used on any girl who pretends to be all sweet and innocent and a teenager, but is actually old and lame and probably way self-centered like Taylor Swift, when a guy pops a load on her face, betrays her, or upgrades to a girl who is nice and has an actual personality, or wears non-grandma bathing suits. You can probably use that phrase on Carly Rae Jepson too, because she's like 34, but "take that Carly rae Jepson" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

After giving that pretentious tart Britney a facial, Jim yelled "Take that Taylor!" left her alone on her knees in the parking lot, and proudly moved on to a girl who actually mattered.

by Tofurkey August 30, 2013

take a sickie

Australian slang to take the day off sick from work or school when you're perfectly healthy

"I had to take a sickie"
"I let my daughter take a sickie so she could finish her homework."

by Tiny Cooper September 10, 2016