tacticalaep

the best person who exists!

tacticalaep slays her edits tacticalaep is also very heartbroken but she’s still hot

by anonymous December 28, 2021

Tactical Microwave

A microwave but has knives and looks like it's prepared for war

(People think everything that has tactical in it is sexually related.)

Person 1: Should I buy a microwave
Person 2: Buy a tactical Microwave

by Yesperson2000 February 2, 2022

Tactical Nuke

A nuke, which is tactical. It is a meme, and after it is announced that a tactical nuke is incoming, there is a loud siren.

Guy: Tactical Nuke! INCOMING!
Guy 2: Where?
Guy: Right there! Don't you hear the siren...

*BIG EXPLOSION*

by banana overlord February 7, 2022

TacticalMB

The bast absolute chad of ya mother

TacticalMB meaning a Tactical mail box because why not

by anonymous April 21, 2022

Tactical BBQ

(Tact. BBQ, - Barbecue)

Nickname for airstrikes or air support

"We need some tactical BBQ, now!"

"On it."

by fartpluswetone April 28, 2022

tacticos

A tactico is a football fan (Mainly Manchester United) that thinks they are the prophecy of the game. They usually tend to rate awful players so when they have the odd half-decent performance in a blue moon, they claim they are “ahead of the curve”, milk said performance to the limit and actually convince a few that the shit player in question is any good. They usually hate players like David de gea or ronaldo because they “can’t play in a system” and claim that the club will only move forward once they’ve left, yet rate the likes of Harry maguire for having a few good long balls which usually don’t lead to anything and are only done for aesthetic purposes. they also seemingly only watch football with calculators and not their actual eyes and bring up XG statistics into their day to day conversational life

Normal Fan: “I think Harry maguire has been very poor today, personally I think we should consider selling him”
Tacticos: “Shut the fuck up you casual, you just don’t see the game in it’s true light. Did you see his Xfiveyardpasses? He’s going to be very key in the new system

by Incognito man United fan May 13, 2022

Tactico

A tactico is a football fan (Mainly Manchester United) that thinks they are the prophecy of the game. They usually tend to rate shit players so when they have the odd half-decent performance in a blue moon, they claim they are “ahead of the curve”, milk said performance to the limit and actually convince a few that the shit player in question is any good. They usually hate players like David de gea or ronaldo because they “can’t play in a system” and claim that the club will only move forward once they’ve left, yet rate the likes of Harry maguire for having a few good long balls which usually don’t lead to anything and are only done for aesthetic purposes. they also seemingly only watch football with calculators and not their actual eyes and bring up XG statistics into their day to day conversational life

Normal Fan: “I think Harry maguire has been very poor today, personally I think we should consider selling him”
Tactico: “Shut the fuck up you casual, you just don’t see the game in it’s true light. Did you see his Xfiveyardpasses? He’s going to be very key in the new system”

by Incognito man United fan May 14, 2022