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Taco Hat 

Sticking your entire head into a vagina.
"Somewhere, to what remote and fearsome region I know not, my head has gone. I was with her the last night she lived among men, and heard her screams when the thing came to her; but all the peasants and police in County Meath could never find her, or the others, though they searched long and far. And now I shudder when I hear unimaginable and blasphemous sounds, the sounds of...a taco hat."
Taco Hat by Joy Brown April 1, 2009
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Taco Crunch 

When you punch a women in her crotch so hard, it shatters.
That lady is so stupid, she deserves a Taco Crunch
Taco Crunch by TheBeesKnee January 7, 2012

Tacoma-ing 

Being more awesome than 99.9% of the population... at all times
"Hey did you see that guy? He was totally Tacoma-ing when he ran that race wearing skin-tight, semi-revealing spandex and did a heel-clicker at km 19... I wish I could be more like him."

"Duuuudeee! that ride we just did was a total Tacoma-ing experience... We pretty much shredded every trail on the North Shore like a bawwwss AFD"
Tacoma-ing by wj77 May 10, 2013

Taco Topper 

The art of rubbing the penis on the vagina and clitoris to the point of penis orgasim.
My Taco Topper move just created a jizzivior in her belly button!

Taco sisters 

Women who have shared a sexual partner; female equivalent to eskimo brothers
Rose: Linda, aren't you going to pay for that?
Linda: Nah, it's cool we're taco sisters!
Taco sisters by Pewnsquad May 4, 2017

Taco Laugh 

When one laughs so hard that their mouth goes very wide open and the corners of their lips become highly rounded - so that when viewed side-on, their lips literally take the shape of a taco shell.

If you manage to get a side-on image of your friends taco laughing, it is guaranteed to become a crowning meme in the group.
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Friend: I don't know, why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!!!!!!
Friend: OMG HAHHAHAHAHAHA -Taco Laughs-
Me: -Takes picture, posts it on group chat-
Friend: Oh no did you take a picture of me taco laughing?
Me: Yeah I took a picture of you taco laughing!
Friend: Ugh my mouth is in the shape of a taco in this image!
Me: Yup, that's why it's called the taco laugh!!!

Taco Bell poop 

Big explosive diarrhea that happens after eating Taco Bell
Taco Bell poop by Smuther February 22, 2021