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mike thighson

A term used to describe an especially obese person
Yo you saw that guy!
How could I miss that Mike Thighson he was huge!
by rumpylstilskin September 29, 2006
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Thigh balls

When the scrotum stretches to the thigh region of the leg to make them one in the same.This is usually a birth defect but can happen from dangerous obesity.
Man i bet cliff has thigh balls judging from his kelbos.
by Sansan1 March 26, 2009
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Thighdea

A thought, concept, or image present in the mind that is of such importance that it must be written down on the thighs because no other writing surface is availible.

Thighdeas are generally written down according to importance, with the least important by the knee and the most important on the upper thighs.

People have thighdeas most often late at night or during school/work when there is nothing better to think about.

Most blacks do not have thighdeas as the skin tone is usually too dark for the ink to appear. Some Latinos and Asians have trouble thinking of thighdeas if their skin color is dark.

Thighdeas have become more popular in the 21st century than ever before. Some have even taken the concept of thighdeas to a whole new level by writing homework, grocery lists, birthday/anniversary dates.

Thighdeas are usually written in blue or black pen or even sharpie if the thighdea is important enough.

You are permitted to write thighdeas on your ass only if completely necessary. Thighdeas are NEVER permitted outside the area covered by correctly fitted cargo shorts.

Never shave thighs to make room for a thighdea. Thighdeas are not valid if written on shaved thighs.
Historical FACT

When Steve Jobs thought of the iPhone, he wrote the thighdea on his right thigh and presented the idea to his co-workers the next day.
by jwags1568 October 27, 2011
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thightning

when the thunder and lightning are so close together they seem to be happening at the same time
When the storm began, it cracked with thunder and the sky would immediately light up from the lightning.

When the storm began, it was thightning out!!!
by Uncle Joshie August 28, 2013
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thigh fat

That yummy yummy good good right above the knees.

Thigh fat is what every guy who likes a firm grip in bed desires.
That hoe Sharquicha got that thigh fat tho.
by Slurysparx April 19, 2018
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Thighchology

The study and analysis of thighs. Thighs are one of the most important part of the women's body.
Those are some nice thighs.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
How do you know?
I study Thighchology.
by Dr. Depressing Pretzels November 3, 2017
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Thight

When your jeans are a little tight around the thigh, and you get that very specific tear.
Person 1: Ooh, your jeans have torn a little at the thigh
Person 2: Uh-oh, it seems this pair has gotten a little thight
by MaxXylophone September 3, 2019
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