jordan blake

Jordan Felix Blake or (Jordaddy) is the actual definition of a sex god. Mostly known for his iconic pizza picture, he is AN ACTUAL GOD HES SO HANDSOME.

Girl: did you see Jordan Blake's new post?
Boy: you mean jordaddy? Yes I did. I had to change my panties.

by Leo.grey.blender June 21, 2017

Blake Beezy

A giant doufus ass wart that occasionally lets out a breeze of cum smelling aroma

I went to that party last night but blake beezy was there so I threw up before I even entered.

by AlmightyChrist October 7, 2014

Blaking out

(Pronounced "Blake-ing" out.) Illogical or idiotic behaviour, usually in a small group of friends.

Stop blaking out and just chill!!

by supersaiyan1294 June 23, 2011

blake logan

A handsome man everyone falls for, the kind of person only one could ever dream of, any girl would be lucky to be with blake logan

Blake Logan, a handsome man.

by WowSnoopSogBruh October 12, 2022

blake's butt

Unbelievably smaller than Emma's.

Where is Blake's butt? I can't find it.

by gangster455 May 15, 2014

Kaiden Blake

Kaiden Blake is an internet scene kid. He is most well known for his blue hair. He gained his popularity primarily from the social networking sites, Buzznet and Myspace. He has stated before that he is 'asexual' - but it is believed by many that he is really a closeted homosexual - though his die hard fangirls refuse to believe it. He spends most of his time whoring himself out on the interwebz & playing online games like Second Life. It has also been said that he is a musician and writer, but there is no proof of any valid work that he has put out. He moved to L.A. at some point and was seen hanging around with people like Audrey Kitching and Clint Catalyst - probably in hopes of feeding off of their popularity.

Girl 1 - who is this Kaiden Blake guy?

Girl 2 - you know, that trendy blue haired kid from myspace.

Girl 1 - um... no, I do not know.

Girl 2 - Oh, well, you are not missing anything.

by CheekyBottom July 25, 2009

Blake Drunk

One who consumes an extreme amount of alcohol when out and all motor functions deplete except for the ability to stand and hold a beer

Guy #1: "man, I was so hammered last night, i had to be carried home and then I vomited all over myself, I've lost my wallet and now everyone laughs at me when they see me "

Gy #2 " yeah you were 'Blake Drunk'. That Doesnt happen to often for you man, what happened?"

by bigr3d July 2, 2009