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Thanos

A fucking nerd that loves his rock collection. Loves to show it off very clearly on his custom built mitten that shows off 5 rock candy's that are actually colored boogers. When he gets pissed he will do a clucking noise similarly to knuckles in his hands and banish you to worlds without muscular men and memes.
Thanos gay
by UserCorrupt March 5, 2019
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The Thanos

Stealing all grannies rings and auto-asphyxiate yourself with a belt tied to the bedroom door.

Dying like a real man.
How did your dad die? The Thanos.
by WolvesAyWe December 29, 2024
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Beans On Thanos

When you stick your friend's amputated hand up your ass and reach British enlightenment.
"I hear she experienced Beans on Thanos." "Ahh, yes i hear that's been going around!"
by MemoryOther February 25, 2025
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Thanos

The turd in the bowl that just won’t flush
Thanos can’t be defeated

I have me a floater, or goddamn that’s bigger than the pipe
by Jimjimjimmyjim April 17, 2021
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Thanos

A big purple penis daddy that has been sexually excited/angered and found Micheal Jacksons glove and Elvis Presleys baby.
1. WOW DID HE SEE HIM HE S SUCH A THANOS
by WEIRDBITCH101 May 7, 2019
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thanos bean

A gay-ass looking purple pill with a face.
The image also includes:

THANOS BEAN on the top and also

THANOS BEAN on the bottom
Hoe 1: Thanos bean.
Hoe 2: Thanos bean.
by HawaiianHotShot July 27, 2019
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Thanos

An old Barney. His famous sentence is," you shood have gone for the head".
Thanos coming for them stones.
by Thanos is gey May 6, 2019
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