Testicle touchdown

Wen dey swang so lo' dey scrape da con-crete

my shi touching down rn, BOOM testicle touchdown

by Teezo Touchdown June 07, 2024

Testicle testdrive

When you get absolutely ass raped by some scrub it feels like they are dragging your testicles on the floor at the speed of a boeing 747.

Random person absolutely destroys you in game.
Xbox chat: that scrub just took you on a testicle testdrive

by TheRealCocidius September 09, 2020

Visual testicle

A visual testicle is the opposite of a visual spectacle. It consists of something that is horrible to look at.

“Did you see the new Transformers movie? It was a visual testicle.”

by MrBenjaminJingles April 10, 2023

Testicle Shotgun

A shotgun that's a testicle.

Brad: There is no way your going to buy the Testicle Shotgun
Bard: Too bad I'm going to buy the Testicle Shotgun.

by korbloc_dragonte March 23, 2023

pa-testicles

Another name for testicles, said by only the cool people who watch videos like "OMG Shoes!"

Oh boy! Look at those pa-testicles!

by M Kay March 27, 2008

Hidden Testicle

The act of hiding ones Testicle inside an object, this could be clothing, Weapon or even vehicle. The Hidden testicle will be then Guarded by the Person with the missing Testicle for its dear life whilst the friend, Partner or someone hunts for it. The act is usually done my professionals

KID: Hey Mom?
MOM: Yes dear?
KID: I found Dad's hidden testicle in his jacket, imma bring it to school for show and tell.
DAD: *Slaps kid and re-Hides testicle*
DAD: don't touch my testicle, this is my profession, don't attempt to find it.

by Gullymommy123 December 20, 2021

The one testicle postulation

In the land of men with no testicles, Lance Armstrong is king.

According to the one testicle postulation, this flat assed bitch has a donkey booty. Imma hit.

by bingobango_22 February 27, 2024