twat tan

A tan which does not graduate in tone leaving a straight line between pale and tanned skin.
For example, wearing a t-shirt on an extremely hot day and having a tan which stops immediately at the elbow.

I had to work the 9-5 shift today in the sun and now i've got this bloody twat tan

WAAAYY Nice twat tan mate!

by Thomas Betts July 1, 2007

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Finger Tanning

The act of instantly tanning one's finger by swiftly inserting a finger into someone else's asshole, followed by an equally swift removal. To expedite the process, use the asshole of the "someone" right next to you, in any situation.

Robert: Hi Earl! Every time I go tanning, my fingers never get tan. What can I do about this?

Earl: Well Robert, my good friend Clive once told me about "Instant Finger Tanning."

Robert: Hmm, sounds interesting. How can I do that?

Earl: By sticking your fingers all the way up my ass Robert! That's how!

Robert: WOW! That sounds easy!

Earl: Easier than dingleberry pie Robert. Easier than dingleberry pie.

by 2slick December 12, 2010

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tan 45

use in place of the number 1. the tangent of 45 degrees is the equivalent of 1.

Mommy Dearest: How many scoops of mashed potatoes do you want?
CrackBaby: I'll have tan 45 scoops.

by pheemayl January 20, 2005

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winter tan

a type of tan one gets during the duration of the winter season ...the person usually ends up looking white and pasty. also aquired when too much time is spent indoors

him: man, he looks like a ghost

her: yea, he has a really nice winter tan

by gonzo117 April 18, 2009

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