Talking to Bert

This phrase is commonly used to describe the means to jack-off, or as some say masturbate, as an excuse to doing something.

This term Bert comes from Master Bert, a member of Seasme Street. Which is also subliminal messaging.
Guy: Hey pal, why didn't you come hang out last night?
Pal: Oh sorry! I had an important phone call. I was talking to Bert.

You can also play with Bert, dance with Bert or pretty much do anything you can think of with him. Bert is basically another way of saying jacking off.
by macpolo11 July 22, 2011
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Talk to Doug

Using the bathroom (#2). A spin on the words "taking a dump".

Can be used to discretely indicate you have to go to the bathroom. Can also be used to discretely, but accurately describe behavior or feeling regarding this.
"I'll be ready in a minute. I need to go talk to Doug real quick."
"Me and Doug haven't talked in a long time."
"Doug must have been mad at me yesterday the way he was yelling."
"I'll be right back, Doug is calling."
"Doug didn't have much to tell me this morning."
by Mikeypedia February 08, 2010
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talk greasy

to make bold and often untrue accusations about somebody, either behind their back or in front of others with little regard for consequences. fighting words.
That silly bitch Tashgyrl likes to talk greasy all over YouTube, but she doesn't realize how easy it is to dox her dumbass.
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Casey talk

Nonsensical statements. From the Casey Anthony trial. These include irrational statements as well as hallucination-like remarks about things that do not exist.
The boy was so interested in getting out of trouble that he tried to Casey talk his way out of it.
by vanreign June 01, 2011
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tiny talk

A minimalist response to small talk that is a conversation ender.
I shut down my mom with tiny talk: "what do you want for Christmas?"

"Porn."
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Blunt-Talk

To exaggerate or stretch reality and facts, as people tend to do after smoking a blunt.
Mike said that his shoe collection was worth $5,000 but I knew that, that was just blunt-talk because he only had 2 pairs of Converse and 3 pairs of Dunks.
by FBJ aka Baloo May 23, 2012
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Garden Talk

When you are talking and replace a word by using a fruit or vegetable name
Cortney:"Im going to go home,ill see you later."

Gabby:"Alright, peach out dont forget to use your banana(phone) and tuttifrutti(text) me, olive you."

Cortney:"Did you just garden talk me?"

Gabby:"Yam(yes)"
by Granny smithapple October 04, 2010
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