spartan

when an incident of absolute awesomeness occurs right before your very eyes

bob: yo did you see the queen headbutt tony blair?
geldof: no i missed that!
bob: man that was spartan!
geldof: i need a poo

by leebay April 24, 2007

sparta

A poor man's At the Drive-In.

A VERY poor man's At the Drive-In.

Jessica: What are you listening to? It sounds like a mediocre version of At the Drive-In.

Bob: Oh, it's Sparta.

by 20YardJetLag January 17, 2005

smartassy

the quality of being a smartass

he's so smartassy, that tommy right there.

by basienka April 24, 2010

Sparta

"...The Mars Volta, who do weird prog-shit and only have fans cos they're too scared to admit that they're listening to them simply to be cool."

You're an idiot.

Sparta are pretty good (Collapse is one of my favourite ever songs) but they fall so short of The Mars Volta's brilliance that is must be embarrasing for them.

"Hey whats that your listening to? Sounds kinda like Blink 182 doing ATD-I covers."
"Yeah, its Sparta. And by the way, The Mars Volta are gay."
"k."

by atthedrive-inforever January 24, 2005

sartaj

A person who thinks he is the shit just cause of a singular, lucky victory..but soon realises the stupidity of his beliefs.

Billy got lucky with that hole in one but he acts like he is so good. Who does he think he is...Sartaj?

Man I thought I was really good at smack talk. But I guess I just sartaj'ed it up.

by Nehre Da Bapu September 26, 2007

Sparta

Sparta is home to some of the most spoiled brats ever. The "poor" people in Sparta aren't even poor. They all get what they want because their parents are loaded and live in huge houses. Most of them take the money their parents give them and go buy alcohol or drugs with it. This town has nothing to do in it other than to drink and do drugs, which is why all the kids are fuck ups. Their high school is piece of shit which is now being remodeled and is the most expensive school remodel in NJ, a whole $71 Million dollars. Next time you go to town look around CVS or Dunkin Donuts and you will see people doing drugs or drinking. Our middle schoolers are a disgrace, pretty much all of them are whores or are whore wannabee’s. However, Sparta is very good at sports and that’s why half the people move here, if your thinking of moving to Sparta don't! It will be a decision you will regret forever.

Person 1: Wanna go and see a movie?
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Sparta Theater.
Person 2: EW no I frekin hate Sparta!Let's go to Rockaway.

by you don"t need to know 265738 April 13, 2009

Spartan Sex

The act of a glorious post-kill tea-bag preformed in any of the halo game where both members are Spartans.

After sniping KillaJeezuz with a brilliant bounce-headshot, i seeked out his body and had causal Spartan Sex with it.

by Commander Lol July 7, 2008