spongebob

(verb) To intentionally or unintentionally scrape one's front teeth on another's phallus while performing fellatio, in the same manner as Spongebob Squarepants did with a chocolate bar, in the episode "Life of Crime". This is generally unintentional, and due to the lack of experience of the person giving fellatio.

"Jane gives awful head, she spongebobbed me for three minutes before I told her to just stop."

by princeofplutonia April 15, 2019

Spongebob with no eyes

A code word used at local ice cream trucks to imply the buying of Marijuana

"Yeah I'll have a spongebob with no eyes"
"How many"
"4 grams"

by Googooberry September 24, 2019

Spongebob

well he's the person we all love who we can all agree is fun to watch. Also known as the god of all memes

I shall kill Spongebob said Squidward as he put his deathray on his clarinet.

by Dizzy Dood October 1, 2019

Spongebob

My yellow, sqare nigga who always got my back no matter what the prob is

Me:ey yo spongebob don't tell Patrick I shit my pants
Spongebob: I got you homey *craps pants*
Me: you my nigga

by Ay girl October 23, 2017

Spongebob

A show every teen watches but is too scared to admit it

Joshua: hey bro do you like spongebob?
Autumn: what is that supposed to mean?
Joshua: spongebob is cool and you apparently are lame and unedgy if you don't watch it
Autumn: ok I love spongebob it's the best show ever

by RainbowUnicornSparkles March 27, 2017

Spongebob

Some twat that lives in a tropical fruit under the sea

Question:"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"

Answer:"Spongebob square pants"

by Daddylonglegs1234 March 17, 2017

SpongeBob

The only reason Nickelodeon is still in business.

SpongeBob is yellow

by Moms spe ghetto February 3, 2018