Sloppy spaghetti

When you are hitting a girl (or guy) from behind and stick your hand into their ass hole, stretch it wide, and fill it with leftover spaghetti

"How was your date with Jane last night?"
"I don't think there will be a second date, she needs about 3 weeks to recover from the sloppy spaghetti I gave her last night"

by justaguygivingugooddefinitions May 30, 2018

Tinned Spaghetti

If a man smells like tinned spaghetti, it is the greatest compliment you can give. It means he has a fat hog

Chloe - "You smell like tinned spaghetti"

Reuben - *blushes*

by fattest yeets June 10, 2018

Upsetti Spaghetti

A phrase meaning very sad or upset.

He is just a bowl of upsetti spaghetti.

I'm just a lump of upsetti spaghetti.

by Ragnthorn October 27, 2022

Jolly spaghetti

It means that you are someone's comfort.
The comfort or rest to a tiring day.

You are my jolly spaghetti.

by fishymolly08 January 20, 2022

Spaghetti Medic

a very beautiful image of medic from team fortress 2 enjoying some spaghetti :)

person A: i just saw spaghetti medic

person B: was it awesome?

person A: heck yeah it was

by fartmaster247 May 17, 2022

spaghetti phobia

An irrational fear of spaghetti. Mainly used when talking about higher ups(such as mods or admins) who unjustly ban for the smallest of reasons.

"Dammit, Dizzy banned me from Mugen Archive again for no reason."
"I'm telling yah, he has spaghetti phobia."

by superkingkong65 December 30, 2020

spaghetti hoop

a snacc that must be consumed, cold and straight from the tin with fork, preferably in the shower or bath.

a person who is cute that you want to eat in the shower.

my boyfriend is totally a spaghetti hoop.

why?
because i wanna blow him in the shower.

by Nelly word January 7, 2021