pappa smurf

the most pimp dad ever

what's up pappa smurf?

by brookie-poo August 23, 2009

Battle Of The Smurf

Common Name Reffered to the Rivalry In High School Basketball In Idaho.

Centennial High School(Patriots) vs Mountain View High School ( Mavericks )

Named after a player with the last name of Smurthwaite, who transferred to Mountain View from Centennial. So every game that is played in basketball between these two teams its like them battling for the rights of Smurthwaite....

Orgin- Idaho

The Battle Of The Smurf, was won last night by Mountain View.

by KBCS March 27, 2005

smurf-cock

generic name for any condition or affliction which turns your penis blue and/or shrinks it

I'll never use a blue condom again...I dreamed I had Smurf-cock last night!

That lake was so cold, it took me a week to get over the smurf-cock!

She must've been sucking on a blue lollipop, cause I pulled out and had smurf-cock!

by RotNWang December 02, 2003

Purple Smurf

A smurf that was bitten on the tail by a G'nap fly. Turns purple, and hops around yelling "G'nap g'nap!!" Bites other smurfs on the tail, which also turn purple.

G'nap g'nap!! G'nap g'nap!!

by napper August 14, 2004

Dingle Smurf

When a male jerks off onto a pile of fresh blueberries and gives it to his girlfriend to eat.

Guy: "I made you this Dingle Smurf's babe"
Girl: "You're so great. Thank you"

by Tom Jickes March 04, 2009

Smurf Shit

Slang for Blue Tack

Smurf Shit doesn't come out easily if left for ages.

by Endless Vertigo December 17, 2008

Drunky Smurf

Taken from the lovable 70's cartoon, Drunky Smurf is the smurf who cannot hold her liquor.

"Sarabeth had too much too drink!"

"Yeah...she is such a Drunky Smurf!"

by Seanie-Monica March 19, 2009