slack water

Water that originates in the upper region of a pair of slacks and which then flows down to the cuffs, the socks, the shoes, and eventually pooling on the floor or patio. Although it is not well understood what triggers this flow it is widely surmised that anxiety, too much liquid intake, too small of bladder capacity, or lack of accessible toilet facilities may contribute to this startling 'wonder of nature'.

The makers of the personal hygiene product Depend® Fitted Maximum Protection Briefs for Men approve of this definition.

I've heard that it was slack water on her uncle's veranda in Venezuela along the Orinoco that inspired Enya.

by gotwood4sale May 13, 2014

Slackaholic

someone who is chemically dependent on staying lazy

My slackaholic son spends everyday zoned out on the sofa watching reality TV, it’s a disease!

by deepvmusicsucks November 8, 2014

Slackerbajjj

Eating dip without chips

Sometimes I slackerbajjj cause the dip is so good

by Hsb an amm July 9, 2016

Saskatchewan Wake up call

When a small old man puts on two cock rings and has sex with a young attractive woman.

Ronnie gave Stephanie a Saskatchewan wake up call the night they got engaged.

by SterNation June 9, 2016

slackassity

In a state of being a slack ass.

Ashley didn't complete her chores and slept all day. Yet, she was still rewarded with an allowance despite her slackassity.

by Cinelynnie February 4, 2017

slackadazacal

the people the slack off and sit sideways while ms. lane is talking

elizabeth is slackadazacal when in class

by zombielord221 April 4, 2017

Slabski

Slabski is also a term used for washed up old farts who have nothing to do but try and alienate every person they meet

"That old Slabski over there really should get some help for his multiple personality disorder"

by Modwannabe101 September 8, 2017