Shrek Hands

When you put your hands in your pants as if you were digging for treasure, then you itch your balls and slide your hands between your Gooch, and when you take your hands out they are sweaty, sticky, and smelly from the Vietnam war zone they've just been in.

James has hella "Shrek Hands".

Python has some real "Shrek Hands" after his 3-hour CSGO gaming session.

James is waving his "Shrek Hands" and its really scaring everybody off.

by TheGoochThatStoleChristmas December 15, 2018

the shrek script

Shrek: "Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort, which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle, guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from the dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep, in the highest room of the tallest tower, for her true love and true love's first kiss." Laughing Like that's ever gonna happen.

yo did you copy the shrek script

uh yeah i did

by shrek man May 5, 2021

Shrek length

Shrek length: the length of time equivalent to one shrek movie length

Person one:When are you coming over?
Person two:I’ll be there in about 2 shrek lengths

by DaDragonSlayor September 1, 2018

Anti-shrek

A deep dislike or hatred for shrek and everything associated with the green ogre and his 4 films, but a supporter of farquaad and Prince Charming from the films.

Person1 : "man shrek is love shrek is life "
Person2 : "shut up about shrek, he's not that good bro "
Person1 : " omg don't be so Anti-shrek"

by AshleeYJOHNNNO471_twitter July 18, 2016

Shrek's Toenail

a long toenail that belongs to Shrek it is green and yellow and red

Oh wow I found Shrek's toenail in my among us treasure chest fortnite battle pass!!!

by fortniteboi56 March 15, 2022

Shrek’s Swamp

To collect saliva in your mouth, then spit it all in someone’s belly button while they’re lying down.

“I gave my wife a Shrek’s Swamp last night while she was sleeping. It was extra swampy, but now I think she wants a divorce.”

by FukkyWukky March 26, 2021

shrek wax

Shrek Wax: When you cum in a girls ear and let it dry over night.

"During breakfast my roomate said she couldn't hear in one ear. So I asked her if her man gave her a Shrek wax."

by Redddd071 October 16, 2017