mistletoe session

when you cannot see your crush on Christmas Eve because you're both spending it with your kids and families.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.

(singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet)
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"

by Krkič December 14, 2019

sessionizer

make of a session; turn a session into something;

Mr.bill will be the sessionizer so he will have to convince the attendees of the session to follow up and buy the subscription.

by descriptivist December 29, 2022

spit session

another term for a wine night; a group of girls get together to gossip, vent, or talk shit, most of the time over a bottle of rose.

After coming home from college, the girls caught up with each other at Robin’s house during a spit session.

by madam_holla June 11, 2018

vendor session

when a group of people are forced to leave their desks, and binge eat, out of a vending machine due to stress

Catherine was so stressed out she went to the canteen and had a vendor session

by clairebennetts August 19, 2008

Session Stoned

The haze you are in after a day of sessioning (sessions include but not limited to surf sessions, kiteboarding sessions, wakeboarding sessions, skateboarding sessions, snowboarding sessions)

"Man I am session stoned today, I surfed 3 times yesterday."

by Peaceloveandharmmoney November 29, 2015

Thinking Session

USE YOUR MIND.

„Uhhhhhhhh, how do i use my mind again..?“
„Just go to the class Thinking Session, it teaches you.“
„No really, how?“
„I dont want to explain what a thinking session is.“

by epic_gamer_time October 29, 2019