Someone who secretly likes Taylor Swift and hides their admiration as to not invoke harsh comments by their peers.
Guy 1: "So what kind of music are you in to?"
Guy 2: "Mostly country, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, along those lines."
Guy 1: "Did you just say Taylor Swift?"
Guy 2: "No! I mean't Johnny Cash! Sheez did you think I was some kind of Secret Swifter?"
Guy 2: "Mostly country, Toby Keith, Brad Paisley, Taylor Swift, along those lines."
Guy 1: "Did you just say Taylor Swift?"
Guy 2: "No! I mean't Johnny Cash! Sheez did you think I was some kind of Secret Swifter?"
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Kaylee:Hey Abdul, wanna know a secret?
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by 🦈 March 4, 2021
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